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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done
Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th
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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos
Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!
Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-
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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling
Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-
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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?
Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine
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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind
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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom
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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh
Some child: O-O
Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??
Pearl: Shell what the fu-
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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted
Dashi: Wh-
Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted
Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?
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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???
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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??
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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight
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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-
Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*
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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...
Tracker, checked out: Tuba
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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!
Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!
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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-
Peso: How?
Kwazii: Binder
Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you
Peso: What they said but less aggressive
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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-
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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids
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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-
I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol
Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡