Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But Captain Barnacles Has No Self Preservation Skills (as Normal)

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

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Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

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Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

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Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

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Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^

Ryla x Dashi?

Sure thing!!

I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"

(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)

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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*

Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*

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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?

Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*

Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^

*the next day*

Ryla: Dashi...

Dashi: Yes?

Ryla: This isn't pink

Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-

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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...

Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?

Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)

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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures

Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!

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Dashi: So, how did it go?

Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!

Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/

Ryla: ok what had happened was-

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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*

Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*

Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*

Dashi: I'm so proud of you

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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow

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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?

Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day

Ryla: That doesn't answer the question

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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother

Shellington: Wait you wha-

Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!

Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-

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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine

Dashi: This is not fine-

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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?

Kwazii: HELL YES!!

Dashi: You bet >:)

Ryla: Definitely!

Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...

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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything

Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring

Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-

Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off

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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?

Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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I apologize for how long this took ^^"

I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)

Requests are still open!!

(I do ships, scenarios, and more)

** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]

I went to watch it just to see how much it changed/how rough the transition was. That caught me more off guard than I thought

"✨🧚the great barrier reef is depending on us!🧚✨

👹👹can you feel the rising tide👺👺"

Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)

BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!

I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^

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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!

Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?

Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?

Peso: Oh, uh, sure!

*bells ring*

Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!

Kwazii: See ya Peso!

*Peso walks away*

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: YAAA-

Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!

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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*

Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*

Kwazii: So...

Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...

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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?

Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!

Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second

Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?

Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?

Kwazii: Umm......

Tweak: Ha, gay

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Peso: Um... Kwazii??

Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?

Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?

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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?

Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-

Barnacles: Ah... OK then....

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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?

Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-

Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)

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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?

Peso: Sure-

Peso: Why is it asked for my number?

Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-

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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.

Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?

Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project

Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-

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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?

Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them

Peso: Aww...

Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*

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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?

Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*

Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?

Peso, still confused and shocked: What???

Shellington: Ah, nevermind...

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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?

Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?

Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?

Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*

Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!

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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;

I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-

I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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Could I request some Shellington x Peso? Idk I think that they'd just care a lot for eachother and bond over semi-mutual interests. I can imagine that they'd spend a fair amount of time in eachother's workspaces. They are just soft boys with anxiety who help eachother get through the day. :3

Soft Boys for the win ^^

Cw/Tw for light swearing

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Shellington: *faceplants into desk*

Peso: are- are you ok...?

Shellington, without picking up his head: Yesn't

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Peso: Did it hurt when you fell?

Shellington, flustered: What? Oh, um, me?? Well, I-

Peso: I saw you trip over that rock and land pretty hard

Shellington: I-

Peso: I just wanted to make sure you are ok-

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Shellington: It was nice of you to set up a play date with Periwinkle and your younger sibling!

Peso: Don't worry about it! Pinto has been begging to meet him after all

*in the other room*

Pinto: *honks to assert self as stronger*

Periwinkle: *hisses in an attempt to scare Pinto*

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Peso: I love you-

Shellington, not paying attention: Pardon?

Peso: I tHiNK tHE FiSh hAVe thE FLu-

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Peso: Remember Shellington, be CAREFUL

Shellington: I'm always careful! I'll be back in the morning

*the next morning*

Peso: Shell... what happened?

Shellington, who has button imprints all over his face and arm: ...

Shellington: I accidentally fell asleep on the dashboard again...

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Shellington: *takes off glasses in an attempt to get Peso's attention*

Shellington: Wow...

Peso: Hmm?

Shellington: You are... so blurry... where even are you, I don't know if I'm looking at you, a wall, or a chair-

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Peso: Is something burning...?

Shellington: Just my love and appreciation of you :3

Barnacles walking in with a fire extinguisher: The toaster is on fire again

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Shellington: *is dissapoited after going to an aquarium*

Peso: Did-

Peso: Did you really think they had a live Giant Squid-

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Interviewer: Please state your name, rank/position, and intentions

Peso: Peso, Medic, to help any hurt or sick creature no matter what

Shellington: Shellington, Scientist, and I'm not even 100% sure at this point

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Shellington: Would you like any tea?

Peso: What are the options?

Shellington: Yes or No

Peso: I mean the types of tea...

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Shellington: Would you like to play 20 questions?

Peso: Sure!

Peso: What's your favorite sea creature?

Shellington, lazer focused: Microscope! Do you like men-

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Shellington: Ok, if we can't do this by sheer force OR with intelligence, we'll try it my way

Peso: Your way is "fuck around and find out" but more scientific...

Shellington: That's what science is all about!!

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Shellington: Why are there googly eyes everywhere...

Peso: Kwazii managed to find a giant package of them

Peso: And then gave some to the Vegimals...

Shellington: I feel like I'm being judged-

Kawaii, who is somehow in the vents: they are

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Peso: Ok, what do you do if life gives you lemons?

Shellington: Try to make lemonade but somehow manage to add salt instead of sugar, and still drink it because you don't want to be rude or waste lemons

Peso: I...

Peso, genuinely worried: No...

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Shellington, vibing in the medical bay: So... do you come here often...?

Peso, dead serious: Yes actually, more often than one would think

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Peso doing a medial survey on Shellington: Alright, just a few more questions, and I need you to answer them honestly!

Shellington: Got it! ^^

Peso: When was the last time you slept, and what is the average amount of time you sleep?

Shellington: Ummm... the last time was... a few days ago...???

Peso, now concerned: What? How many?

Shellington: I think 3...? Maybe longer...

Peso: please go to sleep-

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Shellington, struggling to explain something: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Peso: ... what ...?

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Shellington: Go big or go home!!

Peso over the radio: Please come home, it's dangers down there...

Shellington, who's trying to find a Goblin Shark: I'M GOING BIG!!!

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Sorry this took so long ^^;

Just as a quick heads up, I'll be going back to school tomorrow, so any requests may take a little longer

Requests/Asks are still open :3

*inhales* SHELLINGTON X TWEAK INCORRECT QUOTES PLEASE PLEASE MY HPYERFIXIATION NEEDS IT *exhales* :D

You got it ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing, mention of kidnapping in one quote, mentions of eating (KitKat)

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this enhanced microscope, give it a try

Shellington: Sure!

Shellington: *put it to the lowest setting to test it out with some coral*

Tweak: So, how is it?

Shellington: *looks up in shock and looks around the room*

Shellington: I think I can see atoms now...

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Shellington: Jings*, it's too dark to see anything

Tweak: I've got this

Tweak: *starts intensity vibrating and slowly glowing*

Shellington: W-

Shellington: wHAT????

Tweak: >:3

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Tweak: You-

Tweak: You said I could trust you!! You said you were a gamer!

Shellington: Tweak, I only play puzzle, mystery, and mobile games

Tweak: *turns into shinji*

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Shellington: Ok, I have an idea on how to solve this problem

Tweak, pulling out a large wrench: Whatcha got?

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Well for one not throwing wrenches at our problems

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this bracelet to fidget with

Shellington, who doesn't really like things on their wrists: Oh, thanks!

*a few days later*

Kwazii: Wow, you're actually wearing a bracelet?

Shellington, who is very happily fidgeting with the bracelet: Y E S

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Shellington: No, this isn't a mess. At least not a bad one. Do you know what I consider a mess?

Tweak: The Gup D after each crash or your lab?

Shellington: I- ok yes, but no-

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Tweak: Shellington, please stop sleeping in weird places

Shellington, who was sleeping in a small box because he could: No, it's comfortable

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Shellington looking up from their book: Ah, Tweak! Do you need anything?

Tweak: Yes

Tweak: *pulls out a KitKat and bites into it whole while keeping eye contact*

Shellington:

Shellington: suddenly I'm regretting all of my life choices...

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Shellington: Ok, this is for science

Shellington: What is the opposite of Red? Is it green or blue??

Tweak, calm: I'd guess a mix of green and blue?

Shellington: So... Burple??

Tweak, confused: Wait... That's implying that you're mixing blue and purple?

Shellington: Would you rather have BLEEN? Or bloody GRUE???

Tweak: Before it was confusing, now I'm scared...

Dashi: But he's making a good point-

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Shellington: No need to tell me about romance Tweak, I know the mating and life cycles of most every sea creature >:3

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Kidnapper: I have your partner

Tweak confused: I...? Partner?

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a bunch of Scottish insults and spit in my face?

Tweak: Oh shit you have Shellington-

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Tweak: So tell me why you try to lay on me every chance you get?

Shellington, who just enjoys cuddling: Yes

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Shellington: So... you glow?? Why??

Tweak: No clue, but they don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind >:)

Shellington: I- I don't know how to respond to that

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Shellington: I have pretty high standards you know-

Tweak: I live underwater and explore it

Shellington: you're meeting all of my standards-

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Tweak: You're horrible...

Shellington, eating a KitKat sideways: Revenge

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Shellington, who never went to sleep: Morning Tweak!

Tweak, who also never went to sleep: Morning Shellington

Dashi, who knows neither of them have slept: It's still Wednesday for you two

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Tweak: I think we should kiss

Shellington, who's studying some bones: And I think these bones belong to an anglerfish

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Tweak: I care about you a lot, and I would do anything (within reason) to make you happy

Shellington: I would be more than happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, got a reasonable amount of sleep, and just take care of yourself

Tweak:

Tweak: No u

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*Jings: an exclamation of surprise (Scotland)

A bit of a longer one ^^

[Mention of blood past this point]

I'm not in school today because there was a blood drive at school yesterday and I gave blood. Totally not feeling it the day after-

[End of mention of blood]

Also, I have a tiktok! I'm a cosplayer and do a fair amount of stuff (and I have an Octonauts cosplay planned) here's the account: _.peach.bunni._

Requests still open :)

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^