May I Ask For Some Kwazii X Peso Incorrect Quotes? 😌

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos

Tw for swearing

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Person: So, how many kids do you have?

Barnacles: Genetically emotionally or legally?

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Professor Inkling: I'm going to need an explanation for this

Dashi: Kwazii

Shellington: Kwazii

Peso: Kwazii

Kwazii: Well in my defense-

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Peso: How much sleep did you get last night?

Shellington: Around 10 minutes I think?

Professor Inkling: Not all together though

Peso: Professor why do you know this?

Professor Inkling: ° - °

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Tweak: I don't have time for NPCs trying to talk to me. I have a quest to finish!

Dashi: Real life or in game?

Tweak: Both.

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Peso: *accidently crashes the Gup E*

Peso: Oh shit oh shit oh shit-

Kwazii and Shellington: one of us. one of us! One of us! ONE OF US!! ONE OF-

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maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

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𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's Shellington centric ^^

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Peso: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: *looks at 15 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energy*

Shellington: Yes.

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Shellington: What? ME! Why, I'd never cause trouble intentionally!

Kwazii: >:)

Tweak: ,': |

Dashi:

Dashi: I several videos that prove otherwise-

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Shellington: I am THIS close to throwing a coffee mug at someone

Professor Inkling: Shellington your fingers are touching-

Shellington, literally vibrating: i kNOW-

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Shellington: Good morning Captain!

Barnacles: Ah, good morning Shellington!

Shellington: Ready to start?

Barnacles: Ready!

*both proceeded to info dump about marine life/music/the octopod and more*

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Shellington: Kwazii, I want you to teach me how to drive a Gup

Kwazii, who just crashed the Gup B again: sure

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Tweak: Crimes

Kwazii: Crimes

Dashi: Crimes

Shellington: Crimes??

All three in union: Crimes.

Shellington: Ah, Crimes...

Barnacles and Peso both scared: No Crimes-

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*inhales* SHELLINGTON X TWEAK INCORRECT QUOTES PLEASE PLEASE MY HPYERFIXIATION NEEDS IT *exhales* :D

You got it ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing, mention of kidnapping in one quote, mentions of eating (KitKat)

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this enhanced microscope, give it a try

Shellington: Sure!

Shellington: *put it to the lowest setting to test it out with some coral*

Tweak: So, how is it?

Shellington: *looks up in shock and looks around the room*

Shellington: I think I can see atoms now...

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Shellington: Jings*, it's too dark to see anything

Tweak: I've got this

Tweak: *starts intensity vibrating and slowly glowing*

Shellington: W-

Shellington: wHAT????

Tweak: >:3

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Tweak: You-

Tweak: You said I could trust you!! You said you were a gamer!

Shellington: Tweak, I only play puzzle, mystery, and mobile games

Tweak: *turns into shinji*

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Shellington: Ok, I have an idea on how to solve this problem

Tweak, pulling out a large wrench: Whatcha got?

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Well for one not throwing wrenches at our problems

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this bracelet to fidget with

Shellington, who doesn't really like things on their wrists: Oh, thanks!

*a few days later*

Kwazii: Wow, you're actually wearing a bracelet?

Shellington, who is very happily fidgeting with the bracelet: Y E S

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Shellington: No, this isn't a mess. At least not a bad one. Do you know what I consider a mess?

Tweak: The Gup D after each crash or your lab?

Shellington: I- ok yes, but no-

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Tweak: Shellington, please stop sleeping in weird places

Shellington, who was sleeping in a small box because he could: No, it's comfortable

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Shellington looking up from their book: Ah, Tweak! Do you need anything?

Tweak: Yes

Tweak: *pulls out a KitKat and bites into it whole while keeping eye contact*

Shellington:

Shellington: suddenly I'm regretting all of my life choices...

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Shellington: Ok, this is for science

Shellington: What is the opposite of Red? Is it green or blue??

Tweak, calm: I'd guess a mix of green and blue?

Shellington: So... Burple??

Tweak, confused: Wait... That's implying that you're mixing blue and purple?

Shellington: Would you rather have BLEEN? Or bloody GRUE???

Tweak: Before it was confusing, now I'm scared...

Dashi: But he's making a good point-

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Shellington: No need to tell me about romance Tweak, I know the mating and life cycles of most every sea creature >:3

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Kidnapper: I have your partner

Tweak confused: I...? Partner?

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a bunch of Scottish insults and spit in my face?

Tweak: Oh shit you have Shellington-

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Tweak: So tell me why you try to lay on me every chance you get?

Shellington, who just enjoys cuddling: Yes

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Shellington: So... you glow?? Why??

Tweak: No clue, but they don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind >:)

Shellington: I- I don't know how to respond to that

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Shellington: I have pretty high standards you know-

Tweak: I live underwater and explore it

Shellington: you're meeting all of my standards-

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Tweak: You're horrible...

Shellington, eating a KitKat sideways: Revenge

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Shellington, who never went to sleep: Morning Tweak!

Tweak, who also never went to sleep: Morning Shellington

Dashi, who knows neither of them have slept: It's still Wednesday for you two

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Tweak: I think we should kiss

Shellington, who's studying some bones: And I think these bones belong to an anglerfish

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Tweak: I care about you a lot, and I would do anything (within reason) to make you happy

Shellington: I would be more than happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, got a reasonable amount of sleep, and just take care of yourself

Tweak:

Tweak: No u

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*Jings: an exclamation of surprise (Scotland)

A bit of a longer one ^^

[Mention of blood past this point]

I'm not in school today because there was a blood drive at school yesterday and I gave blood. Totally not feeling it the day after-

[End of mention of blood]

Also, I have a tiktok! I'm a cosplayer and do a fair amount of stuff (and I have an Octonauts cosplay planned) here's the account: _.peach.bunni._

Requests still open :)

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!

Thank you so much ^^

(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)

Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos

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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why

Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them

Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*

Tweak: ò - ó

Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks

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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!

Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?

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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred

Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...

Kwazii: Here

*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*

Tweak: Thanks!

Barnacles, in shock: ',:|

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Tweak: Why are you on fire?

Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing

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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!

Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-

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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^

*sirens sound in the distance*

Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-

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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?

Kwazii: I found something even better!

Tweak: Kwazii-

Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*

Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!

Vegamals: *collective face palm*

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Kwazii: I'm in love with you

Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??

Kwazii: Yeah I know

Tweak: o _ o

Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-

Kwazii: >:)

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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you

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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7

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Tweak: Screwdriver-

Kwazii: Screwdriver

Tweak: Wrench-

Kwazii: Wrench

Tweak: Lazer pointer-

Kwazii: Lazer poi...

Kwazii: Wait-

Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*

Kwazii: RED DOT-

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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tweak: Is your bed comfortable

Kwazii: Yes...?

Tweak: I'd sleep.

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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!

Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-

Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*

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Tweak: Is something burning?

Kwazii: Just my love for you

Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire

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Tweak: I owe you one

Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)

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Requests are still open ^^

I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3