I Went To Watch It Just To See How Much It Changed/how Rough The Transition Was. That Caught Me More

Random Octonauts headcanons that have no (technical) purpose ^^

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- Kwazii fell off his bed a lot as a child and would stay asleep the entire time

- They still do it now, and has scared everyone at least once

- Dashi does everyone's makeup at random. She will just randomly walk up and ask to do their eyeliner

- Tweak is crazy flexible and it creepy everyone out, especially Peso and Shellington. She can kind of just untangle here arms from behind her back with ease

- Barnacles runs into walls at random. He just zones out and doesn't realize they are there

- Peso has 100% managed to accidently bandage his hand/flipper to a patient before

- Shellington always has some sort of sticker on him at all times, whether it's on his face, labcoat, pants, shirt, or even in his hair/fur. The Vegamals just put them there

- Tweak has probably (accidently) broken a joystick or two while gaming

- Professor Inkling randomly forgets where his monocle is while he's wearing it

- Peso used to be that one kid who would randomly info dump about the most bizarre anatomy facts

- Kwazii likes to play with random items they find, like a slip of paper or an (unused and safe) wire. He'll just fidget with anything

- Shellington has to wear glasses but normally forgets them

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?

You got it! ^^

Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)

Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3

Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least

Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??

Kwazii:

Kwazii: is it working-

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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand

Kwazii, confused: Ok????

Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*

Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??

Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1

Kwazii:

Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

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Kwazii: So, she kissed me

Barnacles: And you kissed her back?

Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???

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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.

Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement

Kwazii: Aww, thanks-

Tweak: and short

Kwazii:

Kwazii: >:/

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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-

Tweak: ...

Tweak: Fuck where did it go?

Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Tweak: Remember what I told you

Kwazii: I love you

Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B

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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made

Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks

Tweak:

Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag

Tweak: But now I'm interested...

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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!

Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?

Kwazii: Next question!

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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!

Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish

Tweak:

Tweak: and a complete train wreck...

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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T

Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??

Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!

Shellington laughing in the back: >:3

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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??

Tweak: Of course

Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-

Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new

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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?

Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild

Tweak: Really? What kind?

Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place

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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?

Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-

Kwazii: And?

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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!

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Kwazii: We had a date planned!

Tweak, confused: What date???

Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*

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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^

Requests are still open :>

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes

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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"

Kwazii: But not crashing the gup

Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you

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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life

Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso

Peso: What

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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*

Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?

Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission

Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?

Dashi: New creatures to photograph?

Shellington: Something new to study?

Professor Inkling: No.

Professor Inkling: Therapy.

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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!

*2 hours later*

Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^

Dashi: Aww, thanks!

Dashi:

Dashi: why is it salty-

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Kwazii: I have a new kid

Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?

Kwazii: no

Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*

Kwazii: his name is Patchy

Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?

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Peso: What are you listening to?

Dashi: Here, listen!

Peso:

Peso: What is this?

Dashi: no clue

(She was listening to glitchcore)

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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them

Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

Hi ! Was wondering if I could request some kwasoton prompts/headcannons? :0 /nf

Bet >:)

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- Peso is the only one with a semi decent sleep schedule and often has to drag Kwazii and Shellington to sleep

- Kwazii will randomly use Shellington and/or Peso as a pillow. Whatever they were doing before doesn't matter, they now have Kwazii on their lap/shoulder

- Shellington will randomly give Kwazii and Peso small items. Kwazii is confused at first, Peso is a mess every time >:)

- Peso learned how to make kandi from Dashi and makes gifts for Shellington and Kwazii

- Kwazii can and will "steal" objects from the others to show affection (he makes sure they see/notice)

- Shellington is the first to fall asleep every movie night

- Peso always has a tiny sewing kit on hand for whenever Kwazii manages to rip his clothing or if Shellingtons bag ever rips

- When the others are stressed, Kwazii will kind of just like, lay on them and start purring

- Shellington has a collection of Squishmallows that "somehow" match Kwazii and Peso (they altered the plushies lol)

- Peso will try to stop Kwazii and Shellington from doing stupid things, but half way through it will be more of a "haa haa don't" instead of "wait no don't-"

- Kwazii will send some of the most random things, ranging from saying he's going to steal someone's knees, to saying they are going to affectionately unalive someone

- If Shellington sees something, they have to go pick it up. There's no stopping it, they have to go and pick up the object

- Shellington and Peso wear glasses/contacts

- They all stim together, you can't convince me otherwise

- They trade + share fidgets (minus chewelry and their main comfort fidget[s])

- None of them have good depth perception, they have a list keeping track of how many times they accidently bumb into objects or people

- Whenever Kwazii finds a new place with treasure Peso and Shellington help them make/draw a map by hand

- If one of them fixates on something it's likely they will all fixate on it. There was some point where they were all fixated on Pokemon thanks to Kwazii (pretend that Pokemon games exist in their world-)

- Shellington knows how to knit and tried to teach the others. Long story short, Peso is kind of good, and Kwazii managed to get stuck and tangled in the yarn and somehow tied to a chair

- Peso has tried to each them how to do basic first aid, which failed horribly. I will leave what happened to your imagination

- Shellington steals their clothing normally

- Kwazii has 0 cold resistance, Peso has 0 heat resistance, Shellington is "neutral" (can't handle anything too hot or cold)

- They have each other's safe foods + triggers memorized

- Aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders their s/o(s) and/or friends

- Aggressive affection. Kwazii will pounce, Shellington will nip, Peso will preen out of nowhere

- Sleep piles. These people sleep in a pile whenever they sleepover/are together on a mission

- Kwazii starts with the idea of doing chaotic things. Shellington enables them. Peso tries to stop them but gets dragged in. Chaos ensues

- That one screenshot of the 3 people on the subway? The person sleeping with pizza, person with crow/raven on their leg, and person in a wedding dress crying? That's them. Shellington, Kwazii, Peso

- During Halloween they try to coordinate their costumes. This almost never works

- Kwazii will quote random things. Peso and Shellington won't understand and end up having to watch/learn about what he quoted

- They will point at each other whenever they see each other and either yell "gay", "you're gay", "trans person spotted", or something else

- Peso found out that Shellington and Kwazii react to lazer pointers. Do with that what you will

- Kwazii got them both into Homestuck.

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This is the image I was talking about

As well as some other stuff that would happen with the trio

Enjoy the chaos >:3

Requests are still open ^^

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling

(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)

[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]

[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]

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Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer

Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure

Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?

Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,

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Shellington: *face down on his desk*

Barnacles: Is he dead?

Peso: maybe

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Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!

Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?

Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone

Shellington: I'm not that reckless!

Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?

Shellington: ...

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Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you

Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-

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