Incorrect Octonauts Quotes, But It's Dumb Things I've Managed To Say/do ^^ Tw For Swearing/mention Of

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is getting hurt in some way (nothing serious)

(+ note at the end)

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Barnacles: Alright, explain how this happened again?

Professor Inkling, who is tangled in his own tentacles: I challenge Kwazii while he was on cat nip-

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Peso: Good morning Twe...

Peso: Um, Tweak?

Tweak, whose arm is stuck in a gup: Oh, mornin' Peso!

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Kwazii: *backflips off a wall and into an Octoshoot*

Barnacles, who is walking near the end of the shoot: Something is telling me that something bad is about to happen...

Kwazii: *exists the shoot at full speed and crashes into Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is now on the floor: Ah, that's what it was...

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Dashi: *is taking pictures with flash on*

Dashi turning the camera towards her: I wonder...

*blinds herself while taking a picture*

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Shellington: *trips over nothing in front of Kwazii*

Kwazii taking advantage of the situation: Can't stop falling for me Shellington?

Shellington, confused: Wha-

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Vegimals: *doing their little cooking thing*

Vegi-Bot: *chaotic beeping*

Tunip in Vegimalese: Oh no-

The kitchen: *explodes*

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Peso examining a patient: Ok, almost done

Kwazii walking in: Oh hey Peso! I was wondering if-

The patient: *freaks out at Kwazii*

Kwazii: *freaks out back*

Peso: o _ o

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I want to apologize for being so inactive for a while + not getting to asks as quickly as I should. Some (pretty bad) things happened, and I deleted all social media from my phone in a panic. I'll be trying to crank out a lot more content now (I'm on break from school)

Also, sorry for this being so short/dull lol

Hello hello Octonauts fandom of Tumblr!! I bring you a challenge :]

You can really draw anything you’d like to based on the themes and of course you don’t HAVE to do this or anything, but! I thought making my own little fandom challenge would be fun so it would be cool if you guys tagged along :0 also please tag your post with #octonautsweek so I can see ur swaggy art. Alrighty that’s all, have a good day/night :]]

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon

Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead

Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc

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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*

Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*

Barnacles: E

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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?

Barnacles: Well-

Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime

Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*

Kwazii: THIS STRONG!

Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!

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Dashi: Smile!

Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*

Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*

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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*

Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*

Shellington: :0

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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend

Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend

Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend

Dashi: What are they doing?

Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do

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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*

Kwazii: *joins*

Shellington: *joins*

Tweak: *joins*

Barnacles: *joins*

Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???

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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*

Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-

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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*

Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food

Tweak: Thanks

Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*

Dashi:

Tweak:

Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-

Tweak: I knew that

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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out

I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it

Requests are still open :)

Random Octonauts headcanons that have no (technical) purpose ^^

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- Kwazii fell off his bed a lot as a child and would stay asleep the entire time

- They still do it now, and has scared everyone at least once

- Dashi does everyone's makeup at random. She will just randomly walk up and ask to do their eyeliner

- Tweak is crazy flexible and it creepy everyone out, especially Peso and Shellington. She can kind of just untangle here arms from behind her back with ease

- Barnacles runs into walls at random. He just zones out and doesn't realize they are there

- Peso has 100% managed to accidently bandage his hand/flipper to a patient before

- Shellington always has some sort of sticker on him at all times, whether it's on his face, labcoat, pants, shirt, or even in his hair/fur. The Vegamals just put them there

- Tweak has probably (accidently) broken a joystick or two while gaming

- Professor Inkling randomly forgets where his monocle is while he's wearing it

- Peso used to be that one kid who would randomly info dump about the most bizarre anatomy facts

- Kwazii likes to play with random items they find, like a slip of paper or an (unused and safe) wire. He'll just fidget with anything

- Shellington has to wear glasses but normally forgets them

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number

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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!

Dashi: Did you kidnap them?

Shellington: New or used

Tweak: Did you bribe them?

Peso: What is wrong with you-

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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam

Barnacles: What happened this time?

Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr

Kwazii: Here look

Barnacles:

Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-

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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!

*punches tree*

Kwazii: Nice punch

Shellington:

Shellington: call Peso-

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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Are bones wet?

Peso, scared: w-what?

Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.

Barnacles: No worries this is normal

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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome

Dashi: Did you touch it?

Tweak: No...?

Dashi: Good.

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Hi ! Was wondering if I could request some kwasoton prompts/headcannons? :0 /nf

Bet >:)

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- Peso is the only one with a semi decent sleep schedule and often has to drag Kwazii and Shellington to sleep

- Kwazii will randomly use Shellington and/or Peso as a pillow. Whatever they were doing before doesn't matter, they now have Kwazii on their lap/shoulder

- Shellington will randomly give Kwazii and Peso small items. Kwazii is confused at first, Peso is a mess every time >:)

- Peso learned how to make kandi from Dashi and makes gifts for Shellington and Kwazii

- Kwazii can and will "steal" objects from the others to show affection (he makes sure they see/notice)

- Shellington is the first to fall asleep every movie night

- Peso always has a tiny sewing kit on hand for whenever Kwazii manages to rip his clothing or if Shellingtons bag ever rips

- When the others are stressed, Kwazii will kind of just like, lay on them and start purring

- Shellington has a collection of Squishmallows that "somehow" match Kwazii and Peso (they altered the plushies lol)

- Peso will try to stop Kwazii and Shellington from doing stupid things, but half way through it will be more of a "haa haa don't" instead of "wait no don't-"

- Kwazii will send some of the most random things, ranging from saying he's going to steal someone's knees, to saying they are going to affectionately unalive someone

- If Shellington sees something, they have to go pick it up. There's no stopping it, they have to go and pick up the object

- Shellington and Peso wear glasses/contacts

- They all stim together, you can't convince me otherwise

- They trade + share fidgets (minus chewelry and their main comfort fidget[s])

- None of them have good depth perception, they have a list keeping track of how many times they accidently bumb into objects or people

- Whenever Kwazii finds a new place with treasure Peso and Shellington help them make/draw a map by hand

- If one of them fixates on something it's likely they will all fixate on it. There was some point where they were all fixated on Pokemon thanks to Kwazii (pretend that Pokemon games exist in their world-)

- Shellington knows how to knit and tried to teach the others. Long story short, Peso is kind of good, and Kwazii managed to get stuck and tangled in the yarn and somehow tied to a chair

- Peso has tried to each them how to do basic first aid, which failed horribly. I will leave what happened to your imagination

- Shellington steals their clothing normally

- Kwazii has 0 cold resistance, Peso has 0 heat resistance, Shellington is "neutral" (can't handle anything too hot or cold)

- They have each other's safe foods + triggers memorized

- Aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders their s/o(s) and/or friends

- Aggressive affection. Kwazii will pounce, Shellington will nip, Peso will preen out of nowhere

- Sleep piles. These people sleep in a pile whenever they sleepover/are together on a mission

- Kwazii starts with the idea of doing chaotic things. Shellington enables them. Peso tries to stop them but gets dragged in. Chaos ensues

- That one screenshot of the 3 people on the subway? The person sleeping with pizza, person with crow/raven on their leg, and person in a wedding dress crying? That's them. Shellington, Kwazii, Peso

- During Halloween they try to coordinate their costumes. This almost never works

- Kwazii will quote random things. Peso and Shellington won't understand and end up having to watch/learn about what he quoted

- They will point at each other whenever they see each other and either yell "gay", "you're gay", "trans person spotted", or something else

- Peso found out that Shellington and Kwazii react to lazer pointers. Do with that what you will

- Kwazii got them both into Homestuck.

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This is the image I was talking about

As well as some other stuff that would happen with the trio

Enjoy the chaos >:3

Requests are still open ^^

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Professor Inkling centric

Tw/Cw for swearing

Also a little OOC for some ^^'

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Professor Inkling: I'm sorry, but I've looked through the entire library

Professor Inkling: I've looked in every book, checked every page

Professor Inkling: But I just can't find where I give a fuck

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Barnacles: Professor! I have a few questions to ask you

Professor Inkling: I could say the same to you, but you go first

Barnacles: Oh, go ahead!

Professor Inkling: Thank you, I was just wondering why I could hear you playing your accordion at 5am?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: 😶

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Professor Inkling: So, explain the premise of this game again?

Tweak: Alright, so it's kind of like Alchemy, you take these things, put them together, and it makes a new things. You can make anything!

Professor Inkling: That makes sense...

*Five hours later*

Tweak: Hey Professor, just checking...

Tweak:

Tweak: How the hell did you make an entire empire ruled by Cephalopods???

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Professor Inkling: Let me check my books...

Shellington: What are you looking for?

Professor Inkling: Well for one, how to get you on a proper sleep schedule...

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Shellington, triedly walking into the library at 3am: Professor? Why are you still awake??

Professor Inkling, wide awake: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct

Shellington, quickly turning around: Understood have a nice night-

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Professor Inkling: As you know, I am an Expert at Tentacle Wrestling!!

Kwazii: A professional you say...?

Kwazii: *pulls out a vacuum cleaner with pool noodles taped to the hose*

Kwazii: Let's see if you can wrestle THIS-

Professor Inkling, having done this before: Bring it >:/

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Headcanon that Professor Inkling is a parental figure to the entire crew and has learned internet culture from Dashi

Also that Kwazii will sometimes challenge him with odd contraptions they've made

I apologize for being inactive ^^'

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

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Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

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Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

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Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

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Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^

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Hi, I'm opening commissions to get mobility aids!!

Yeah, that's basically it. I need cash so I can get stuff to help me walk around and:

- Not be in pain all the time

- Not collapse at random

- Make it easier for me to get around in college

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WORKS AND PRICES:

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Small Works:

Jellyfish: $1

Horribly Drawn Memes: $1

Autism Doodles: $1 ($ 3 for color)

Character Ship Rings: $1 (per character, multiple characters welcomed )

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: $2 ($5 for color)

Edit/Aesthetic Pfps: $2 (per pfp)

Random Tattoo Designs: $5

Descriptions:

Jellyfish: You get a drawing of a jellyfish. That's it.

Horribly Drawn Memes: Send the meme, and I'll draw it so horribly it will be sad or funny

Autism Doodles: Trinket/Creature from your special interest/hyper fixation will bedrawn. Yes, I want to know about it (/srs)

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: I draw low quality Pokemon

Character Ship Rings: I draw matching rings based on the characters/ship(s) of your choice. Please keep it leģal. Poly is more than welcomed

Edit/Aesthetic Pfp: Give a character/base, I'll make a pfp

Random Tattoos: I send random a tattoo I designed. You don't have to credit me

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Oc|Characters:

Head: $3

Upper Body: $6

Full Body: $9

Send a picture of your Oc/character, and I'l draw them.

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Clothing Designs:

Will be drawn on a blank model. Give a theme, and I will make a design

Dress: $5

Top: $2

Bottom: $3

No color (for speed in production)

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NSFW (18+!!!): $20- $50

For NSFW, both you and the character(s) need to be 18+

No: Inc3st, P3d0, R@p3, etc

Yes: Sexual, Kink, Gore (not sexual), etc

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WORKS:

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My LinkTree with all my stuff:

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Cashapp: $0tt3rPopp [zero, not a capital O]

My Discord to receive commissions + talk out prices:

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