𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉!!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing

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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~

Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM

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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?

Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?

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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)

More sharks: Lunch is served >:3

Barnacles: I've got this!

Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*

Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...

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Kwazii: Balln't

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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!

Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-

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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!

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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...

Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur

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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes

Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes

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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?

Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-

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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?

Kwazii: Swords

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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you

Ryla x Dashi?

Sure thing!!

I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"

(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)

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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*

Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*

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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?

Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*

Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^

*the next day*

Ryla: Dashi...

Dashi: Yes?

Ryla: This isn't pink

Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-

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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...

Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?

Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)

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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures

Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!

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Dashi: So, how did it go?

Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!

Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/

Ryla: ok what had happened was-

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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*

Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*

Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*

Dashi: I'm so proud of you

**

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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow

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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?

Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day

Ryla: That doesn't answer the question

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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother

Shellington: Wait you wha-

Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!

Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-

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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine

Dashi: This is not fine-

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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?

Kwazii: HELL YES!!

Dashi: You bet >:)

Ryla: Definitely!

Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...

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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything

Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring

Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-

Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off

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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?

Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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I apologize for how long this took ^^"

I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)

Requests are still open!!

(I do ships, scenarios, and more)

** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Ok, so I don't remember which episode this is from, but there was one where Shellington was seen doing math or something

^ this

So like the lowkey dumbass I am, I decided to check the math

I-

Buddy-

[I feel like the creators/writers/animators just keyboard smashed and hoped no one would try to test it-]

(I got major deja vu writing this-)

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling

(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)

[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]

[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]

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Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer

Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure

Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?

Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,

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Shellington: *face down on his desk*

Barnacles: Is he dead?

Peso: maybe

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Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!

Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?

Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone

Shellington: I'm not that reckless!

Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?

Shellington: ...

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Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you

Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-

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*inhales* SHELLINGTON X TWEAK INCORRECT QUOTES PLEASE PLEASE MY HPYERFIXIATION NEEDS IT *exhales* :D

You got it ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing, mention of kidnapping in one quote, mentions of eating (KitKat)

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this enhanced microscope, give it a try

Shellington: Sure!

Shellington: *put it to the lowest setting to test it out with some coral*

Tweak: So, how is it?

Shellington: *looks up in shock and looks around the room*

Shellington: I think I can see atoms now...

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Shellington: Jings*, it's too dark to see anything

Tweak: I've got this

Tweak: *starts intensity vibrating and slowly glowing*

Shellington: W-

Shellington: wHAT????

Tweak: >:3

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Tweak: You-

Tweak: You said I could trust you!! You said you were a gamer!

Shellington: Tweak, I only play puzzle, mystery, and mobile games

Tweak: *turns into shinji*

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Shellington: Ok, I have an idea on how to solve this problem

Tweak, pulling out a large wrench: Whatcha got?

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Well for one not throwing wrenches at our problems

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this bracelet to fidget with

Shellington, who doesn't really like things on their wrists: Oh, thanks!

*a few days later*

Kwazii: Wow, you're actually wearing a bracelet?

Shellington, who is very happily fidgeting with the bracelet: Y E S

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Shellington: No, this isn't a mess. At least not a bad one. Do you know what I consider a mess?

Tweak: The Gup D after each crash or your lab?

Shellington: I- ok yes, but no-

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Tweak: Shellington, please stop sleeping in weird places

Shellington, who was sleeping in a small box because he could: No, it's comfortable

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Shellington looking up from their book: Ah, Tweak! Do you need anything?

Tweak: Yes

Tweak: *pulls out a KitKat and bites into it whole while keeping eye contact*

Shellington:

Shellington: suddenly I'm regretting all of my life choices...

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Shellington: Ok, this is for science

Shellington: What is the opposite of Red? Is it green or blue??

Tweak, calm: I'd guess a mix of green and blue?

Shellington: So... Burple??

Tweak, confused: Wait... That's implying that you're mixing blue and purple?

Shellington: Would you rather have BLEEN? Or bloody GRUE???

Tweak: Before it was confusing, now I'm scared...

Dashi: But he's making a good point-

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Shellington: No need to tell me about romance Tweak, I know the mating and life cycles of most every sea creature >:3

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Kidnapper: I have your partner

Tweak confused: I...? Partner?

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a bunch of Scottish insults and spit in my face?

Tweak: Oh shit you have Shellington-

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Tweak: So tell me why you try to lay on me every chance you get?

Shellington, who just enjoys cuddling: Yes

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Shellington: So... you glow?? Why??

Tweak: No clue, but they don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind >:)

Shellington: I- I don't know how to respond to that

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Shellington: I have pretty high standards you know-

Tweak: I live underwater and explore it

Shellington: you're meeting all of my standards-

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Tweak: You're horrible...

Shellington, eating a KitKat sideways: Revenge

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Shellington, who never went to sleep: Morning Tweak!

Tweak, who also never went to sleep: Morning Shellington

Dashi, who knows neither of them have slept: It's still Wednesday for you two

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Tweak: I think we should kiss

Shellington, who's studying some bones: And I think these bones belong to an anglerfish

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Tweak: I care about you a lot, and I would do anything (within reason) to make you happy

Shellington: I would be more than happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, got a reasonable amount of sleep, and just take care of yourself

Tweak:

Tweak: No u

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*Jings: an exclamation of surprise (Scotland)

A bit of a longer one ^^

[Mention of blood past this point]

I'm not in school today because there was a blood drive at school yesterday and I gave blood. Totally not feeling it the day after-

[End of mention of blood]

Also, I have a tiktok! I'm a cosplayer and do a fair amount of stuff (and I have an Octonauts cosplay planned) here's the account: _.peach.bunni._

Requests still open :)

I'd just like to talk about the Long Armed Squid episode real quick-

(I apologize for the bad screenshots, I watch Octonauts on YouTube [mobile] )

Wholesome. Precious. Awe-inspiring even. The way that Kwazii jumped/swam in front of Peso to guard him (despite looking scared himself) is just amazing.

I can't even begin to count/write all the times Kwazii just jump to guard anyone on the team ^^

Also-

My man just kicked down the door-

He kicked down that door, which is probably covered in rust and other things, while wearing a very thick deep sea diving suit, while very deep underwater. Like, the amount of strength/pressure/force that would take?? Absolute tank.

Anyways, thanks for coming to my TedTalk. Drink some water >:3

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?

You got it! ^^

Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)

Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3

Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least

Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??

Kwazii:

Kwazii: is it working-

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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand

Kwazii, confused: Ok????

Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*

Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??

Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1

Kwazii:

Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

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Kwazii: So, she kissed me

Barnacles: And you kissed her back?

Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???

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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.

Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement

Kwazii: Aww, thanks-

Tweak: and short

Kwazii:

Kwazii: >:/

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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-

Tweak: ...

Tweak: Fuck where did it go?

Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Tweak: Remember what I told you

Kwazii: I love you

Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B

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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made

Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks

Tweak:

Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag

Tweak: But now I'm interested...

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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!

Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?

Kwazii: Next question!

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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!

Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish

Tweak:

Tweak: and a complete train wreck...

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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T

Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??

Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!

Shellington laughing in the back: >:3

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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??

Tweak: Of course

Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-

Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new

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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?

Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild

Tweak: Really? What kind?

Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place

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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?

Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-

Kwazii: And?

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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!

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Kwazii: We had a date planned!

Tweak, confused: What date???

Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*

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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^

Requests are still open :>

Biting popsicles just hit different :3

captain barnacles bites his popsicles pass it on

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T