Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Dark: What are you drinking?
Night: Tea
Dark: Oh what kind of tea?
Night: Tea...quila
Wilford: If you took a shot for how many times you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Dark: Maybe a little tipsy
Bim: Drunk
Author: Wasted
Murdock: Dead
Night: *drunk*
Host: Come on, let's get you home
Night: I am
Host: ??
Host: WhAt
Night: I'm with you
Host: *forgets how to breathe*
Host: Are you blushing?
Night: What, no
Host: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass God of Night to blush?
Night: No...It's...It's the cold
Host: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"
Night: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-No.
*Anyone exists randomly*
Author: It's free real estate