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If I had a dollar for everytime Diego said ‘grassy knoll’ or ‘JFK’ this season I could probably raise my own batch of 7 maladjusted super humans with an ape and a robot.
That said, fuck that monocled piece of shit Reggie Hargreeves.
Edit: Just finished watching season 2 and well, I manifested the second batch there didn’t I? Still fuck Reggie.
Wei WuXian: *breathes*
Everyone else (mostly Jiang Cheng): Lord Almighty above, please give me the strength not to roll my eyes and strike this man down.
Wei WuXian:
*Looks for LAN ZHAN all the time in the first life*
*Always chasing after LWJ in the first life*
*Got branded for a dude*
*Always saving and helping LWJ in the first life*
*Seeks him out even after death and reincarnation*
*Constantly giving him ‘eye-fucking invitations’*
I mean he lusts after him worse than any straight couple flirting I’ve seen...it’s a wonder he didn’t make LWJ’s block list.
And LWJ suffers through all of this and more, ever so patient and generous.
I bet if he had a phone, LWJ would be his emergency contact which would of course make JC extra mad.
Even the gods went, you’re not a villainous soul but please go find your man, he’s pining too hard on earth.
Meanwhile, the Untamed:
Two bro’s chilling in a bath tub five feet apart because they’re what? Not Fuckin’ Gay.
Good morning to everyone but Wen Chao. He can get his from the Xuanwu tortoise.