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I have only recently realised that I cant say Kepler without doing an impromptu Alexander Hilbert impression.

Wolf 359 has destroyed me and not just in an emotional way

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car salesman: *slaps roof of wolf 359* this bad boy can fit so many tragic characters in it

wolf 359 is so wonderful because you just have to accept at some point that everyone at their core is just an absolute fucking loser. except for isabel lovelace.

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Colonel Kepler in "All things considered" is comedy gold!

Cecilia Lyn Jacobs is a great voice actor, I get chills every time she speaks as Captain Lovelace

Lovelace and Eiffel are so good together!

As good good friends

Relistening to Wolf 359 right now for the first time in a while and it is really exciting!

Oh he would do that because of Maxwell

Ayo reblog to agree that Daniel Jacobi 100% plays Minecraft and Alana Maxwell is disgusted with him.

Hard do disagree with that

Zach Libresco

Reblog if you agree

Harpoon or a broom?

On my first listening to the finale I misheared Minkovski and laughed so hard (while I was on my comute I might add) so I had to relisten to that nervwracking scene and then it licked... not a broom, HARPOON.

Well that was an episode and a half... Okej just one question why didn't anyone notice that Mr. Bad at lying was, you know lying?

And also what are Kepler going to do he obviously knew about the un-brainwashed thing so how is he going to help the gang? (He is going to help them isn't he?)

I really don't think that Pryce and Hera have any similarities, voice vice, and I'm not even talking about the glitches but the lack of humanness Pryce is displaying.

The liveshow honestly gives me so much joy

Finally watching the recording of the W359 liveshow, and:

I find it so funny that for the liveshow, they needed a time in the chronology when A) as many of the characters were together as possible, B) they all generally liked each other, and C) nothing too life-threatening was going on, and all they could come up with was 5 minutes during episode 26.

Zach Valenti's expressive little hand gestures are everything.

COMMANDER HILBERT.

The looks Minkowski gives Eiffel are exactly how I imagined them. She's so over it.

"I'm taking one of my frequent holidays away from the station," Hera says as she plops herself down a few feet away from the other two.

ZACH VALENTI MOVING BACK AND FORTH ON DIFFERENT SIDES OF EMMA SHERR-ZIARKO TO BE EIFFEL AND HILBERT-

He's running back and forth while they argue. This is great.

(loud noises that a space station probably shouldn't be making)

No one storms in like Isabel Lovelace.

Oh, you guys were NOT kidding about the Minlace shit. Lovelace pushing Eiffel out of the way so she can stand close enough to Minkowski to kiss her... the yuri is real.

Eiffel crossing over to where Hera is standing to talk to her...my heart.

They're both staring Eiffel down from either side as they lecture him.

And now Minkowski is pushing Eiffel out of the way to get closer to Lovelace. Sir, you are third-wheeling some badass lesbians right now, and I hope you know that.

Eiffel talking to himself (recording) vs. Eiffel talking to himself (tin can voice) vs. Eiffel talking to himself (Hilbert)

The fact that when Eiffel programs recordings of himself to talk to, they're arguing with him... really says something about his entire mindset.

LOVELACE, YOU ARE MY WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.

Minkowski's so dramatic. She should have been onstage.

"Doctor", he says, referring to the blank space where he stands when he delivers his other set of lines.

Cecilia-Lynn Jacobs does an *excellent* job acting out Lovelace's sheer... Lovelace-ness.

Every time Minkowski and Lovelace give Eiffel twin disapproving looks, I gain two years back onto my life.

Minkowski's little giggle when Lovelace tells Eiffel off, and that smile she has going... this is the moment when she fell in love with her, I swear.

Seriously, her smirk is my everything. Emma Sherr-Ziarko deserves all the awards.

MINKOWSKI ACTING OUT THE RECORDINGS--

"SHUT UP, HILBERT." (Valenti sadly retreats to his Eiffel spot)

Lovelace looks *very* much like she's about to kiss Minkowski to shut her up. S4 is when I started shipping them, but their dynamic in S2 is also top-tier,

Minkowski walking off slowly in exasperation...

THE BOOK.

"Well, all right, I do." Renee Minkowski, I would do anything you asked without a moment's hesitation.

Her singing voice is SO musical theater. Seriously, she deserved to play Christine in Phantom of the Opera or something.

New headcanon: Eiffel wasn't joking and actually has a fuckload of DND dice on him at all times.

Aw, Eiffel has so much faith in Minkowski. He trusts her so much.

Minkowski's Lovelace impression scaring the shit out of Eiffel is funny on SO many levels.

Hera looks almost offended by this whole thing.

"Eiffel does bad Hilbert impression" will always be funny no matter how many times it happens.

Why does Eiffel's Minkowski voice sound like a Muppet-

I am not immune to Minkowski and Lovelace finishing each other's sentences. In S2 it mostly only happens when they're yelling at Eiffel, but still.

"The captain and I need a moment to... come up with some creative disciplinary action." Is that what the kids are calling it these days? (If I ever write that Minlace fic, I'm totally using that.)

Cutter is even more terrifying when you can see his face.

Minkowski is SO done. She cannot deal with one more thing today. Neither can Lovelace, honestly.

Minkowski and Cutter interacting will never not be the funniest shit ever to me, because they are on OPPOSITE ends to the "very literal" to "speaks entirely in niceties and metaphors" spectrum. The communication between Eiffel and the aliens was easier.

Minkowski's military face -

Ohhh, I don't like the way Cutter looks at Hera one bit.

The way the entire audience cringes when Cutter says "if I wanted the station to just stay in orbit, the Hephaestus would be run by a real person." Hera IS a real person, you motherfucker.

(aggressive Memoria flashbacks)

Cutter, you SHIT. Go get fucked.

(even more aggressive Memoria flashbacks)

(I need to relisten to Memoria)

(I will probably ruin my entire day and possibly my entire week if I relisten to Memoria)

My poor sweet Hera. She deserves the world.

So does Minkowski.

Eiffel, you poor idiot-- Even Cutter looks tired.

Cutter quoting Pryce and Carter is so funny considering he wrote the damn book.

Don't you dare touch him, Marcus Cutter. Stay far away from my communications officer.

Eiffel, you goddamn idiot. I love you but Jesus Christ.

The bit where Eiffel puts his head down in the corner and then stumbles back out to the girls --

"It's like we were there!" Isabel Sofia Lovelace, never change.

When Cutter laughs, my heartbeat shoots UP.

The girls' looks at the moment can best be described as "God save me from Doug Eiffel", "hopefully Cutter doesn't follow through on that threat to decomission me" and "of course he fucked everything up", respectively.

Minkowski almost looks proud of her moron now. Lovelace still looks over it.

Minkowski putting her hand on Eiffel's back- they're my awful friends and I love them.

(disgruntled Russian growl)

Lovelace patting Eiffel on the shoulder while telling him he did a good job is delightful.

Aww, Minkowski and Eiffel friendship moment!

Utter darkness. That was a great use of my hour. Highly recommend.

characters who are black bc I said so

just so yall know I'm using black as an umbrella term, if any yall want to chime in with different ethnicities you are welcome too 💜🤎.

☆The Warner Siblings - Animaniacs

☆Saiki Kusuo & Aiura Mikoto - TDLOSK

☆Tanjiro & Nezuko Kamado & all of the Hashira no exceptions - Demon Slayer

☆Cuphead, Mugman, King Dice- Cuphead game/show

☆Izuku Midoriya, Mina Ashido, Snipe, Miriko, Oboro Shirakumo, Rody, Hatsume Mei, Aizawa Shouta- My Hero Academia

☆Noe Archiviste, Dante - Case Study of Vanitas

☆Douglas Eiffel, Isabel Lovelace, Renee Minkowski, Jacobi, and Maxwell - Wolf 359

☆Sans & Papyrus Skeleton - Undertale

☆Izumi Curtis - Fullmetal Alchemist

☆Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity, Sweetie Bell, Sunset Shimmer, Luna, Celestia - My Little Pony

☆Gideon Nav, Harrowhawk Nonegemius - The Locked Tomb

☆Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Blaze, Amy, Silver, Rouge - Sonic Franchise

☆Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Grace siblings, Di Angelo siblings, Magus Chase, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Anubis, Paul Blofis - Riordanverse

☆Afton Family - Five Nights at Freddy

☆Jason Todd, Clark Kent, Koriandr, Rachel Roth, Stephanie Brown - DC Universe

☆Pines Siblings - Gravity Falls

☆Hamato Siblings - Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

☆Ralsei, Kris, Noelle, Susie, Lancer, Joxter - Deltarune

☆Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup - The Powerpuff Girls

☆Brozone, Poppy, Funk Trolls, Brab, just most of the trolls in general- Trolls DreamWorks

☆Onyx - Trollz 2005

☆E. Aster Bunnymund - rotg

btw if if I get any type of racist comments on this or complaints abt "blackwashing" you can smd 😊, I'm not fighting with yall over headcanons alright

My two favourite computer podcast people

would anybody like some eiffel expressions

You know. It’s not a relisten if I don’t listen to the “trailer” of an audio drama.

Nothing feels more like a friend than Zach Valenti going “a now concluded sci-fi audio fiction series. It’s… been a few years since our final episode aired”

Like

“Yes sir. You are a now concluded sci fi audio fiction series and it has been a few years and I STILL LOVE YOU Wolf 359”

ok wolf 359 bingo card has been approved by the council

once upon a time, there was a little boy called doug eiffel. and doug had a superpower: he could get inanimate objects to reproduce sounds happening very far away. modern science calls this power ‘radio.’ … doug eiffel also calls it ‘radio.’

Wolf 359 is turning 10 this year and I’m not mentally prepared for that. So instead of becoming a weeping pile on the floor and clutching at pages of the DSSPPM.

I’m gonna do a relisten of the whole show on the day it “released”, barring the several years it has been.

Call it my (if a tad unfinished) gift to you all for Dougmas! Cheers and triple white chocolate mochas with extra whipped cream to yall!

[Audio Transcript from the end credits of Rogue Runners]

DIDN'T SAY THIS YESTERDAY BUT

23 DAYS TIL THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

happy countdown wolf-mas

Mr. Brightside wip!

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it’s brutal out here (on the hephaestus)

hello everyone, today should be a national holiday

sometimes i remember that Dylan Marron was considered for Mr. Cutter and sometimes I think about

"Carlos the Scientist

Carlos the Director of Communications for Goddard Futuristics"

hey, if any of you guys have drawn minkowski and you'd be willing to let emma sherr-ziarko use your art in a collage, she's looking for that

Doug Eiffel doodles through the listening of Wolf 359 and the life after the first listening.

Picture order is from summer 2022 to roughly November 2023

Bonus image here is a summary of the series through crude whiteboard images.

he's my warren kepler in the flesh.

he's the opposite of a southern gentleman.

this is my only physical headcanon of this man. he infuriates me and i need to say it.

this will make sense, I promise. i hope

Doug Eiffel is an improv King but I don't think he'd do well in rhyming games. Pun games? He's got it. Mini story games? Got it. Making up characters? That's his bread and butter. But rhyming...

If he does a rhyming game with like Minkowski, he'd lose. He'd make up a silly goofy word that isn't real and she catches him Immediately.