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Windblade: Okay Starscream what have we learnt today
Starscream: Being a narcissist is wrong
Bumblebee: FINALLY WE D-
Starscream: Cause only I'm allowed to be one
Bumblebee & Windblade: Ffrrrraaaaaaggg
Starscream is the type of person to say womp womp at a funeral of someone he doesn't like (or even know they just crashed the place).
/Skyfire - Bumblebee - Windblade - Metalhawk/ is the type of person to apologise for his behaviour saying 'we're so sorry'.
But Starscream is the type of person to react to that by saying 'nah I said what I said. This one's sorry but I'm not.'
THIS IS AMAZING LOL SO IN CHARACTER
Currently working on a band AU and this pretty much sums up Starscream lol
Wdym they’re not related 🖤❤️
(Future) Ex-Mafia Malewife Starscream Supremacy feat. bringing your girlboss wife her lovingly-crafted lunch and dropping in to say hi to her colleagues. Woe befall whichever arguing Senator delayed Windblade in that meeting :’3
I found God I found him in a lover When his hair falls in his face And his hands so cold they shake
I found the Devil I found him in a lover And his lips like tangerine In his color coded speak
Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space In a hotel room where demons play They run around beneath our feet We roll around beneath these sheets
I said I bribed Starscream to sit still long enough for me to finish his character sheet and you’re damn right I carried through with it. Windblade as usual, is a very… enthusiastic participant :’3
Post-war shenanigans, just giving Lady First Delegate a little something to look forward to at her hotel room after a long conference session.
“Why is it so important for you to be alone?!”
“Because I AM alone! Because the SECOND I forgot that, life—-most often in the shape of Megatron—-beat the truth back into me! Literally!”
Morgan/Megatron and Lost Light crew are somewhere in a different universe traveling the stars together until the end of time.
Stefan/Starscream is still picking up the pieces here though he’s been realizing that he’s a lot less alone than he once thought. Extended Seeker family plus quick first looks at characters who will have the sheets up much later! (Assorted info below)
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We’ll return to our regular scheduled Humanformers programming soon I swear, I just needed to get this out of my head for a bit.
Some lightly risqué Windscream content under the cut! Nothing too naughty but it’s kind of clear what they’re up to :’3
(Also some intimate headcanons)
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-just gives a high-five to my fellow Windblade x Starscream shipper- I am sooo mad the comic got canceled before they could GET there! It was great seeing them awardly grow close and him starting to genuinely CARE about someone and didn't let him get away with his normal shit. xD that kind trope is just -chief kiss-
LISTEN WE COULD HAVE HAD CYBERTRONIAN WAY OF THE FORMER MAFIA SEEKER HOUSEHUSBAND AND HIS BOSS BABE SENATE LEADER WIFE.
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL but see this AU gets to live in my head rent free now :’B
That one meme feat. Wariko Baisho (Windblade) and Stefan Scavarro (Starscream) as a family at the beach, for some Autobot vs Decepticon hilarity with their kids.
Gabriele Scavarro (Galestorm) is an adorable momma’s boy always, while daddy’s little gremlin Suzume Baisho (Skybreak) is EXCITED about being YEET INTO THE WATER TOSS HER DO IT OLD MAN
You can almost hear the flirtatious banter from the first pic over an intense game of chess, because these two ain’t giving up for shit, but man, the opponent sure is distracting at times. Starscream is surprisingly quite OK with losing this game tbh. A Queen’s Gambit homage got way out of hand and now Windblade looks like she’s about to star in a 12-episode Netflix political intrigue drama. (Her chess ‘pieces’ are Prowl, Bumblebee, Kup, Optimus Prime, Hound and Perceptor!)
I don’t have all the answers But right now is all the matters I could never, love another, like I love you And we don’t have to understand Fate always has the upper hand And fate chose me and you
Getting some waaaaaaayy into the future Windscream feels out because these two are living rent-free in my mind next to tragic ‘we’ll dance this dance together into eternity’ MegOp.
Stefan/Starscream likes to play it cool, but as Wariko/Windblade finds out at some point, he’s actually pretty badly touch-starved, and whenever they’re sleeping together, he tends to cling to her like he’s afraid she’s not going to be there when he wakes up (Which he genuinely is at times, due to bad experience with Shockwave).
Another massive labour of love focusing on the different ships in TTB; MirHound, Dratchet Windscream and Side/Arm in varying degrees of angst, longing, action and general fluff because I love them all and y’all gon suffer with me today ✨💖
I love the idea that lyrics become diegetic (part of the narrative) near the end with Sideswipe singing to Strongarm while she’s on fieldwork and they’re doing their usual check-in on each other (and she really just wants to hear his voice/know that he’s holding on OK after the whole fiasco with Sunstreaker, and it’s just his fluffy little way of letting her know he’s not feeling like half a man anymore).
(MirHound WILL be OK new friends, I promise! This is just them at the literal worst points in their lives, it only gets better in time from here).
Phillip Arthur Masters ie. Pharma’s design is courtesy of the lovely @wolf-mask who is developing/playing him!
Windblade pls give him a chance, he's desperate