Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Math teacher explaining why not to use x for times: because if you're using x as a variable you'll get 4xx. 4xx, that's a really big person
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Friend, talking about the venting machines at the end of the hall in our high school: I don't wanna go down there, the farther you the bigger they get.
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*science teacher telling us that flying squirrels glow it the dark*
Friend: cool! I have a new night light!
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Friend 1: you could never lie to me.
Friend 2, lying: I'm gay.
Friend 1: wait really?!
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Me: it's fine I only see like one error.
Friend, fixing all the errors: you only see one grammarly sees all
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*a teacher trying to explain who are sub is bc they forgot her name*
Boy in my class: I still thought it was [female teacher we all hate] when you said beard
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Family friend, in tune of bohemian rhapsody: I'm just a drunk boy, I need my pillow
5yr old cousin, scoops up sand to throw at her sister trips over the sandbox wall: what the fucking heck
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Sister, hiccups while taking a drink:
Me and my cousin:did you just hiccup??
Sister: yea
Cousin: that sounded weird
Sister: it felt weird too
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Friend:I'm a pacifist
Me: I'll pass a fist
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Cousin, puts a pool noodle between legs: that makes my peepee go weeee *runs and jumps in the pond*
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*my brother and cousin fighting over whatever we passed*
Cousin: you're not the vision of my eyes!!!
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Dad: you stupid f- op gotta stop swearin' at my phone
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Uncle, drunk off his ass and and stumbling around:
Me: where are you going
Uncle: I'm dancing with gravity
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*aunts wedding where her now husbands family his being all huggy and stuff
Our side of the family greeting each other by punching or waving*
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I'll add more