Urinetown The Musical - Blog Posts

Listening to Privilege to Pee on public transport lmao-

getting hit by Charlie's Inferno, Too Much Exposition and High Hopes in that order is truly a vibe like no other

my spotify shuffle:

"...but everyone's true colors are revealed in acts of lust~" "i'm not sure i follow-"

BUM BUM BUM BUM "WHAT IS URINETOWN? URINETOWN'S THE END! SWIFT AND BRUTAL PUNISHMENT NO NEED NOW TO PRETEND!"

HERE YE HERE YE

I have another proposal for the people to review!

T4T Josephine and Joseph.

Proshippers are NOT WELCOME on my blog. kindly fuck off

Why the fuck is there a proshipper in the Urinetown fandom get out of here we don't welcome you

Bobby: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Little Sally: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Officer Lockstock: I recorded the dumb stuff

Josephine: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Hope: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM THE DUMB STUFF!

The glass of waters been inside me all along⁉️ 😀

Like this post if you see a river flowing for freedom, just in view. Reblog this post if you are a river flowing for justice, straight and true

Reblogging because anything with Ma Strong mentioned immediately gets me <3

more urinetown headcanons!

ma strong knits.

unfortunately bobby is allergic to wool, and her husband is dead. so.

little sally gets the most charity bc shes a little girl and shes smart so she plays it up but can turn on a dime and kick a man in the shins if he doesnt give her money

nothing you tell me will convince me that little sally does not take immense joy in kicking rich people

hot blades harry and little becky two shoes should host a true crime podcast and then decide whether or not they could have gotten away with the same murder

bobby unironically listens to yodelling and shoegaze exclusively

tiny tom's favorite movie is cars 2

officer lockstock is really good at playing the kazoo

officer barrel plays the irish whistle

these talents, however, are both their respective most shamed secrets, so neither of them know about the other's musical talents

hope is a granola girl

she has the white stanley waterbottle

officer barrel is obsessed with lord of the rings

lockstock is a slight doomsday prepper and has a basement full of canned food and survival supplies

lockstock and barrel watched 12 angry men once together and barrel has never has a better day in his life

bobby strong is scared of children

oh my god someone give that man a kitten to take care of

the poor will collectively take care of each other. they share food, their homes, it's a very tight knit community.

cladwell always has jazz music playing on a record player in his office

hot blades harry cant sleep without a night-light

pennywise was really into candlemaking before the drought

barrel would let someone off the hook and spare them from urinetown in exchange for a puff off their joint

Yta

Your days are numbered Lockstock. You can’t hide forever.

aita for killing this lady's husband and son? they broke the law so I had to throw them off a building and now she wants to kill me. that's not fair :(

CLOSING NIGHT HAPPENED AND WE PISSED SO HARD FOLKS!!! WE ATEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Its cause they cut out Lockstock and Barrel being gay 😞

The cast recording of We're Not Sorry is only about 2 minutes???? idk why but I swore it was longer

so im in a production of Urinetown rn, right?

and saying good luck to other is obvi bad luck, so the classic substitution is "break a leg"

BUT MAY I PROPOSE

"Go piss girl!!!"

I don't feel like Josephine gets enough love in this fandom, i love her so much what a supportive mom <3