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A Piccolo Trumpet.
Yes, you can actually put a trumpet mouthpiece in a piccolo, and yes, it does work.
Marching Quotes #2
"Its a weed cookie!"
"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."
"I. AM. A. SHRUB."
"Oh god, they're forming a circle."
"Its crop top season!"
"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."
"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"
"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"
“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”
“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni
“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”
"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."
"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."
"CHOO CHOO!"
"Band directors dont eat."
"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"
"You're actually f**king Jesus!"
Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.
"Cool Timpani with small fan"
"Keep both feet together"
"Insert peanuts"
"Breathe now"
"Tune the Uke"
"Light explosives now.....and......now."
"Release the penguins"
"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"
"Slap thigh"
"Cornet use ice"
"Add bicycle"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Bow real fast"
"Slippage may occur"
"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"
"All harpists stand up and wait."
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Moonwalk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary."
Marching Quotes #1
"Do you think if I just stood in the road a car would hit me?"
"Why is there a frog on your head"
"We look like a cult."
"We are a cult."
"Could you please take the frog off of your head its distracting everyone."
"Its suns out guns out bois."
"Ooh you looking extra thicc today"
"JOIN THE ARMY"
"I was twirling and your locker was in my way!"
"Wow that sounds like jazz band!"
"Your trumpet is a dad."
"I hate my section almost as much as I hate myself."
"That's not funky fresh. It's the opposite of funky fresh... not funky fresh."
"Let's switch trumpets"
"IS THAT A PHONE?"
"I definitely played all of those notes correctly."
*Lightning on the feild*
Literally Everybody: We're human lightning rods!!!!
Literally Everybody: *Sticks instruments and flags into the air as high as they possibly can*
Serious question. What is the best instrument?