Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
So true :c
Me: *at work*
Brain: oh hey so here’s the cure for that writer’s block you’ve been having
Me: *driving*
Brain: and here’s some eloquent dialogue to go with it
Me: *at the grocery store*
Brain: remember that plot hole? fixed it.
Me: *in the shower*
Brain: you know that scene that’s been giving you hell? here’s three perfectly plotted ways for it to play out
Me: *actually sits down to write*
Brain: *dial tone*
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'