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(Soap after a night out finding Ghost on the floor passed out)
Soap: What are ye’ doing in my house…?
Ghost: Good question-
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Price: How’s being married to Soap like
Ghost: Excuse me?
Soap: What do you mean-
Price: You both signed the papers last night
Ghost: What papers…
Price: Don’t tell me- YOU BOTH WERE THAT DRUNK?
Soap: WHAT PAPERS, PRICE
Price: Marriage certificate-
Ghost: …
Soap: OH MY GOD
Price to Ghost: YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T REMEMBER CARRYING HIM IN BRIDAL STYLE?
Ghost: NO!?
I- I just can’t xD
So when Roman was all "You're acting fishier than the kraken's crack, and I would know I smelled it" in the bloopers, one scenario kinda came to mind...
Picture it, the mid '90s, young Roman and Remus are asleep in the same bed in their little onesies. Roman's happily curled up with his head on the pillow, Remus' is in the same position only his butt is on the pillow. He farts and Roman wakes up to that stench, and promptly smacks Remus with a pillow.
This happens often. Roman cannot escape the scent of his kraken brother's crack. Not until he gets his own room.
Nick: Is it just me or has Jason gotten smarter since he started fucking Salim?
Rachel: No, no, you're right. Is it some kind of STI?
Nick: Sexually Transmitted Intelligence.
Lucy: What're you doing?
Skylene and Xanthous: Wirting letters to Santa.
Lucy: Oh, don't you know Santa's not-
Emeralda: *Slams hand over Lucy's mouth.* Taking letters right now.
Xanthous and Skylene: Oh, okay. *Pack up their stuff and leave to do something else.*
Lucy: What was that about?
Emeralda, sheepishly: We... haven't told them yet.
Why was the first thing I thought of when I read this: "Lucy, the (soon-to-be) Childhood Belief Destroyer" in an ominous tone??