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This Is A Homoerotic Villain Speech About Eating Sand - Blog Posts

1 year ago

I misread this as dessert and just kind of accepted it.

“In our far distant future, you will find yourself utterly incapable of consuming some five scrumptious grains of sand. I, on the other hand…. well, I do so nightly. And I enjoy it very much.”

You may think my desert of 5 grains of sand is pathetic now- but, in many years, it will be more than you can handle


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