I Misread This As Dessert And Just Kind Of Accepted It.

I feel bad for people stuck with City Water

Seriously though, if you've lived in an urban area your whole life, you're probably missing out on the True Water Experience. I seriously think that most people would be a lot less dehydrated if municipal water was less gross. They add chlorine and fluoride to it, but did you know they also remove calcium and magnesium? It's because of the deposits it leaves in pipes. But water is so much tastier with calcium and magnesium, and also healthier. It helps prevent heart disease. Maybe you think you've experienced the True Water Experience because you've had bottled "spring water". You're probably wrong. It's still not very tasty. I know that putting the chlorine helps kill bacteria but I wish they could find another way to do that. Seriously though, I live in a place where my water comes from a well (we have plumbing, it's not like a well where you pull up a bucket, its an underground well). There's no chemicals or treatment things in it it's just from out of the ground. It's very delicious and don't worry, it's totally safe, nobody's ever gotten sick from it. I hope I never have to live some where where I have only city water. I would hate that very much. If you live in a city you should visit a rural place so you can try water. Don't just drink it out of a random stream though, that's not very safe. Although I do know a stream that people get water from. Nobody's gotten sick yet. But yeah, we have very good water here. You should come drink it. I don't know why I wrote what is essentially a rambling advertisement for well water. I didn't sleep last night. That's probably enough of an explanation.

Rise April art challenge

Day 1: April O’Neil

occasionally people will draw designs for Michael Distortion that look very similar to me and I just need those people to know that I’m a little bit in love with them.

Rise April Art Challenge day 3:

Casey and Casey Jr!

No finished art today, instead I’m posting some sketches and notes for an AU/personal iteration I’m working on! That’s probably not as interesting to anyone except me, but these are some behind the scenes stuff that I normally wouldn’t post if I didn’t have a challenge to complete. I have a mini comic in the works for day 2 that I’ll post whenever I decide to finish it up.

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

The fact that these aren’t real and I can’t pet one and hold it in my lap and feed it organic berries and Greenies is DEVASTATING

wanted to start another speculative biology project and made this

"what if i mixed a baby bird and a fuzzy beetle"

u get a small intelligent omnivore about the size of a housecat that permanently looks like a child

their antenna are packed full of olfactory receptors, excellent for smelling, tasting and feeling, same goes for those bristles on their legs

Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: You're right. David 7: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Trexel: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... David 7: You would eat yourself? Trexel: I wouldn’t even question it.

Trexel: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! David 7: Really? Name one law Trexel: Don't kill people? David 7: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Trexel: I'm a reverse necromancer. David 7: Isn't that just killing people? Trexel: Ah, technicality.

Trexel: What is your biggest weakness? David 7: I can be uncooperative. Trexel: Okay, can you give me an example? David 7: No.

David 7: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Trexel: *chugs entire bottle* Trexel: It’s perfume.

David 7: Hartro, my old arch enemy. Trexel: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? David 7: I have a life outside of you, Trexel.

my freaking spine hurts and im wrapped in TWO weighted blankets chewing on the inside of my mouth working my way through the Ninja Sex Party discography in chronological order

TIME SENSITIVE! Help Rėlli escape Texas!

This gofundme is not mine, I am just reposting it.

If anyone has the means to donate I suggest doing so. From the gofundme:

“Hi, My name is Rėlli. I am a disabled trans person trapped in Texas that has been cut off from medical care and is becoming less safe by the day just being trans in this hellpit of a state. My current living situation has me trapped where abusive family has unrestricted access to me… I am on an extremely limited time frame. I have to get out of Texas before the end of March or my moving costs will rise dramatically and I will lose access to what few services I have access to… I have managed to get ahold of the majority of funding I need to move and secure a year of housing, but as of now I am $6k short of what I need for just housing, moving and basic survival. I am trans, autistic, physically disabled and chronically ill. I do not believe I can survive in Texas much longer and I am desperate. I hate asking for help, even more so asking for this much help, so I wouldn’t be asking if I felt I had any other options.”

gofundme.com

Help Rėlli Escape Texas, organized by Rėlli Mjirkerban

Hi, My name is Rėlli. I am a disabled trans person trapped in Texas that has been cut off fr… Rėlli Mjirkerban needs your support for Help

My initial design for Tequila HeavenHeist