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You know, out of everything a Dominatrix Hunt Grandma was distinctively NOT on my Magnus Protocol bingo card. Well played Alex well played
let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
I am foaming at the mouth over the new Magnus Protocol episode
But um what was up with those little audio glitches during Sam and Alice's conversation like... what... I mean its not like audio glitches and static sounds are associated with the supernatural or anything
Currently eating drywall after the new Magnus Protocol episode
Gerry??!! Gertrude??!! GEORGIE?!!! What the FUCK is happening right now
"I have bought a nice chair for you. I wish for you to be comfortable."
My guy Heinrich really googled "how to treat a human guest", discovered you're supposed to offer them a seat, and then immediately went to ikea to buy a chair for 60 euros
I'm honestly hoping they're going to be the Gertude and Leitner power duo we weren't able to see much of in mag archives
im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip
Going off of each episode so far, here's my current prediction for the S2 finale...
...I'm not sure if it's spoilers or not. Better safe than sorry, iykyk
Tmagp spoilers
Colin: tries accessing the database
Fr3dd1: "we would like to thank our sponsor, surfshark vpn for helping keep out those pesky individuals trying to access your data"
Colin: gets eaten by the servers
@mement0m0r1 sharing this here because we’re onto something
Celia mentions a “Jack” at the beginning of Episode 11: Marked, right? Stick with me for a moment.
The name Jack has appeared only three times before in TMA: once mentioned offhand by Breekon, once tangentially related to the Everchase, and finally (and most PROMINENTLY) in Jack Barnabas, the man who dated Agnes Montague and ruined the ritual of the desolation.
Now, assuming that Celia is in fact the same from TMA, this would mean she was originally known as Lynne Hammond. Lynne Hammond gave a statement in MAG: 100 “I guess you had to be there,” talking about a ghostly woman who was on fire and could burn her- which *seems* linked to the desolation.
Conclusion: After losing Agnes, Jack Barnabas went on to date Lynne Hammond, inciting the anger of whatever connection Agnes still retained to the world and making her appear to Lynne. Now, in this alternate universe, Celia is still dating Jack Barnabas
Thoughts?
if there’s a georgie in this universe do you think……..
oh you poor poor bisexual. i was gonna draw sam and celia in her thoughts but i gave up
original under cut
Apologies for the deception - Celia at Sam probably
Actions and consequences are like a cocked guillotine
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
So jon probably isn't ERROR right?? cus it's definitely a woman's voice so maybe it's an amalgamation of all of the past archivists in tmagp universe??
Also is Sam dead? I mean if celia could go through the rift in hilltop road maybe Sam is in archives universe? Idkk this ep was so confusing to listen to
The Leitner hoarder
Eye @cutsiewitch & Lonely me
Nothing to see here…
Hunt @cutsiewitch & eye me
I’m going to be making more content about me and my Friend Rose (that’s her online name) In The Magnus Archives universe! So what should it be named because I can’t decide lol
I speed drew this for chalk the walk at my school, the submission deadline was today, I’ve never sped drew something so quickly in my life ;-;
Isn’t really good but I hope you guys like it at least
The new and improved revamp of my vast avatar! （っ＾▿＾）
Outfit ideas for my vast avatar sona :D
Me and @cutsiewitch as eye avatars ^^
Considering everyone that listens to the Magnus archives is technically a beholder. But alternatively she would be a web avatar and I’d be a vast avatar
TMA fans when they heard that jmart died separately 20 years ago
I guess you really didn’t know what was coming to you :3
magnus protocols episode 23 ramble
i feel like garbage rn so it's time for my comfort horror podcast!!
@kabookachowiced saw spoilers and keeps sending me threatening msgs about it and i'm really scared. "you don't know what's coming to you" HUH?
poor lena, she's just trying to keep this disaster from falling apart and sam is not helping
"sort of comforting in a way" the horrors are a source of comfort for me too sam it's okay
a better you..? this sounds like a creepy mlm rn
oh piece not peace, had to pull up the transcript LMAO
it'd be really funny if it said "colon, closed parenthesis" instead of "smiley face"
if this fucking mosquito doesn't stop getting in my face.
i'm.. worried...
um what the actual fuck are you doing
i'm worried the sequel
are they calling the coral "she" or is there a person.
they're referencing usernames and talking to people but there's no comments?? where are they talking to them??? might be irrelevant but i dunno
this is horrid i do not enjoy it
once again asking if you guys remember that statement in tma when the guy had a person growing out of him until it hatched, i think it was season 5. i also remember he went to the grocery store once if that's helpful
i'm really concerned i am so concerned. SHE HAS YOUR EYES? SHE SHOULD GIVE THOSE BACK?
MOLD? MOLD? MOLD? why are you moldy.
this is sad as fuck i wish she loved herself instead of doing whatever the shit this is
oh that one had 37 comments
oh god
yeah so moral of the story love yourself?? lmao??
THEY'RE DEAD? oh i hate you guys i hate you guys so much
"they never even met"
WHAT RHE FUK WHAT THE FC DO YOU EVER THROW YOUR PGONE DO YOU EVER THEOW YOUR PHONE
BASIRA BASKRA BASKRA BASIRA AND HELEN I GUESS BUT BASIRA SORRY I DIDN'T LIKE HUMAN HELEN BUT BASIRA I'M IN LOVE WITH HER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER AND NOW SHE'S ALSO MENTJONED BU NAME
i need a minute give me a second (11:59)
ok i took a walk. (12:01)
oh gwenny.. oh gwen honey
alice be nice pls i'm begging you
they're bonding and now i need gwen in therapy
the lie noise on "i've not been 'arsey'" LMAO
holding a TAPE RECORDER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LMAOO
and alice reacted alice knows
alice don't acknowledge it alice quit your job alice run away with gwen you two just run away into the sunset i've lost hope for sam and celia but you two can get out and be free
THAT'S THE END? good lord i'm shaking
alright so, i have listened to tma BUT only up to ep 18 (the man upstairs) and then i dropped it, but once tmagp came out I told my friend i would listen to it. tell me why after i caught up with tmagp they're getting me to listen to tma but in the wrong order, first i listened to mag 200 (before tmagp came out) and now im listening to mag 100 trying to connect the dots between two people (iykyk) now im getting back into tma so yk i think they secretly planned this all along (@witchinatree)
I feel tumblr would enjoy this drawing I did
i was going on a rant about mr bonzo and his story (ig?), talking about how he's skin and bones and at the end of my rant i said lowkey smash and my friend ( @witchinatree ) did a sigh at me
How could Jonathan sims and Alexander J. Newall do this to me, I was so excited :(
So my friend got me into The Magnus Protocols and so far I love it
The only thing I can headcanon about it though is that Mr. Bonzo is a twink