How Could Jonathan Sims And Alexander J. Newall Do This To Me, I Was So Excited :(

I guess you really didn’t know what was coming to you :3

magnus protocols episode 23 ramble

i feel like garbage rn so it's time for my comfort horror podcast!!

@kabookachowiced saw spoilers and keeps sending me threatening msgs about it and i'm really scared. "you don't know what's coming to you" HUH?

poor lena, she's just trying to keep this disaster from falling apart and sam is not helping

"sort of comforting in a way" the horrors are a source of comfort for me too sam it's okay

a better you..? this sounds like a creepy mlm rn

oh piece not peace, had to pull up the transcript LMAO

it'd be really funny if it said "colon, closed parenthesis" instead of "smiley face"

if this fucking mosquito doesn't stop getting in my face.

i'm.. worried...

um what the actual fuck are you doing

i'm worried the sequel

are they calling the coral "she" or is there a person.

they're referencing usernames and talking to people but there's no comments?? where are they talking to them??? might be irrelevant but i dunno

this is horrid i do not enjoy it

once again asking if you guys remember that statement in tma when the guy had a person growing out of him until it hatched, i think it was season 5. i also remember he went to the grocery store once if that's helpful

i'm really concerned i am so concerned. SHE HAS YOUR EYES? SHE SHOULD GIVE THOSE BACK?

MOLD? MOLD? MOLD? why are you moldy.

this is sad as fuck i wish she loved herself instead of doing whatever the shit this is

oh that one had 37 comments

oh god

yeah so moral of the story love yourself?? lmao??

THEY'RE DEAD? oh i hate you guys i hate you guys so much

"they never even met"

WHAT RHE FUK WHAT THE FC DO YOU EVER THROW YOUR PGONE DO YOU EVER THEOW YOUR PHONE

BASIRA BASKRA BASKRA BASIRA AND HELEN I GUESS BUT BASIRA SORRY I DIDN'T LIKE HUMAN HELEN BUT BASIRA I'M IN LOVE WITH HER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER AND NOW SHE'S ALSO MENTJONED BU NAME

i need a minute give me a second (11:59)

ok i took a walk. (12:01)

oh gwenny.. oh gwen honey

alice be nice pls i'm begging you

they're bonding and now i need gwen in therapy

the lie noise on "i've not been 'arsey'" LMAO

holding a TAPE RECORDER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LMAOO

and alice reacted alice knows

alice don't acknowledge it alice quit your job alice run away with gwen you two just run away into the sunset i've lost hope for sam and celia but you two can get out and be free

THAT'S THE END? good lord i'm shaking

gonna need saomeone to kiss me on the mouth in the next 24 hours , lest I go ballistic

WIWIS!! redraw of an old piece :,,]

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

Bronya: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Seele: Several traffic violations.

Trailblazer: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Serval: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Pela: Also, that’s not our car.

OMG ME TOO, It's been stuck in my head for awhile now, It's in second place because heartbeat was just the first song I found from Lyle, Lyle Crocodile

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile has some good songs if I'm being honest if i were to rank them 1 - Heartbeat 2 - Rip Up The Recipe 3 - Top Of The World 4 - Take A Look At Us Now

THIS IS WHAT I POINTED OUT WHEN WATCHING WITH MY FRIENDSSSS

this gay ass memory of kabru that laios has

I’m still thinking about the hyacinth disaster, that podcast was certainly something, it literally said disaster in the name

Niko gave him assigned reading

This is what it feels like when your friend messages you and feels bad but you have no idea how to offer comfort