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bi person: i headcanon this character as bi
y'all: ok
bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi
y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight
bi person:
Okay the FLARP gang roles (like… pirate movie characters… does that make sense… the dynamics) that I think they filled in their little game thing I guess:
Vriska: rebel pirate queen… obvie… captain jack sparrow type shit. Little freak who is exceedingly capable yet often underestimated for her blood caste / generally scrawny build / unorthodox demeanor
Terezi: Vriska’s first mate! I think she and Vriska were very much a package deal but I think Terezi had a name of her own… she was scary also i think
Eridan: Like… the British naval official that’s been fighting with Vriska for months but can’t bring himself to just pull the bloody trigger yknow…
Kanaya: Vriska’s landbound beau sort of. Do you know the song Jolly Sailor Bold. It’s like that. Her hair it hangs in ringlets her eyes as black as coal my happiness attends her my jolly sailor bold
Equius: listen. Listen I love neigh8ors. Serket Zahhak siblings foreva. He’s like the weird guy they hide out with sometimes. Whenever she gets in trouble she drops into his house. I love them. She goes ‘I know a guy 😏” and he’s the guy
Aradia: I like to think that Team Charge and the Scourge Sisters first encountered each other in a scuffle over a treasure. You know. Archeology explorer team and pirate treasure hunter team?? That was the start of their beef
Tavros: Aradia’s little freak of a partner that Vriska finds infinitely infuriating for some reason. Part of which being that he’s a bronzeblood and she feels the need to collect all of mindfang’s associates like pokemon cards
Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
I think the reasons why so many of us gen z are practically frothing at the mouth to fight politicians and other things is because:
A. We aren't really afraid to die. We grew up being bombarded with statistics along the lines of "by 2050 all forests will cease to exist" and "the oceans are going to have a worldwide ecological collapse in the coming years" that we just we kinda accepted it and collectively lost hope?? Like, I realised that I truly, subconsciously believed that the world would end in my lifetime and I just? Didn't care?? And all of my friends think the same way??
B. Most of us grew up seeing our parents being depressed and divorcing and we couldn't accept that as our future too. We have unlimited access to an unlimited source of information and everyday we are bombarded by a hundred different sources of horrible news that either fuels are anger, turns it into apathy, or both. We need something to take that anger on.
We are not old enough to change this system that makes us so angry through politics and career choices, so we do what we can through the technology that we've had access to our entire lives. That is why we want to fight. Because we are desperately clinging to the hope that we can change things for the better and fix this planet the way everyone expects us to.
Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?
Heyas, thought I should share that I have a Pinterest on which I compile a bunch of silly pics of ososan characters in boards and also makes boards of my LGBTQ+/mental health hc's of the characters, so if you wanna find goofy pics of it fav ososan characters or see how some random queer on the internet hc anime characters you like then follow this link 030
(I also have a board for silly mp100 pics an a board hcing the disastrous life of saiki K characters but that's discontinued)
Still doing requests/suggestions
I really like doing these gijinkas, and if there are any other beloved cartoon characters you'd like me to humanize ( or just draw in my style) I'm still open :)
I hate when someone makes a criticism or argument that I have a legitimate answer/explanation for but I KNOW they’re not arguing in good faith and saying anything would be more or a headache than it’s worth so I just have to cross my arms and be moody about it
hii i literally love your headcannons... can you please write Laila and Alvarez hcs? they're so underrated!!
ok yes as it is now pride and these two are my fav lesbians i MUST
so they met their freshman year at USC, when laila tripped over her foot after seeing a hot girl (alvarez) and spilled a coffee all over said hot girl's new white shirt
alvarez proceeded to hate her. even if she was nice to look out. she definitely did not notice that
and because laila does not like to be bested, she decided that alvarez's pretty face would not distract from her annoying personality
their rivalry was the only major point of contention within the trojans — they would constantly bicker in and out of practice
(jeremy, bless his heart, could never figure out when laila and alvarez were flirting or fighting though)
but despite this, they worked wonders on the court
laila was a powerhouse in the goal and alvarez was a relentless backliner
everyone was extremely confused about the nature of their relationship
this on-and-off behavior continued well into their second year
that is, until they got their spring semester classes and laila and alvarez were in the same calculus class
now they actually had to deal with each other, even off the court
they managed to stay out of each other's hair mostly, but one day, alvarez was absolutely stuck on a concept and jeremy was shit at math and office hours were closed and this really wasn't good—
she did the first thing she could and texted laila for help
so laila came over and after some initial awkwardness, they actually started working
and it turns out, laila is really good at explaining math
it turns into a bit of a norm. every wednesday afternoon, they would meet in a café and study together
(and maybe, just maybe, if each week, they began sitting closer and closer to one another, that's really no one's business)
this just slowly happens over the next few months, and one day, it hits the two of them that hey, maybe i actually like her more than a friend?
naturally, laila and alvarez both freak the fuck out at this
so they go to jeremy separately, who is now dealing with two flustered, emotionally-constipated lesbians
laila: jeremy i think i like alvarez. "like" as in i want to date her
jeremy: hmm. maybe you should just tell her?
laila: fucking shit knox are you dumb—
alvarez: jeremy HELP i think i have a crush on laila
jeremy: well, maybe she feels the same way! just tell her that :)
alvarez: you're so goddamn stupid why would i do that—
needless to say, jeremy is extremely overwhelmed.
eventually, he wrangles the two of them together on new year's day at a party
it's minutes to midnight and nearly everyone has a partner, romantic or platonic
laila and alvarez end up pushed up next to each other, surrounded by a bunch of loud, sweaty college kids
but none of that mattered. because with three seconds on the clock, laila and alvarez both felt a surge of courage from jeremy's words
they rushed towards each other just as midnight struck and promptly smashed their noses together
neither of them really expected their first date to be at the ER with swollen, bleeding noses
but hey! there's nothing more romantic than matching ice packs and nose splits, right?