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door-eating-moment

2 months ago

so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating

I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….

*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*

Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!