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Dumbest scar stories?
Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.
Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!
Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.
Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.
Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!
Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.
Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?
Eret: Yes?
Viggo: This is gonna be good.
Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.
Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.
Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.
Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.
Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!
Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.
Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.
Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.
Viggo:................
Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!
Viggo: You made that up, right?
Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.
Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!
Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!