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Some day I’m going to have to come up with a crack headcanon about what exactly is up with the body types in Hyrule’s royal family.
I mean, yeah, it’s probably just dramatic license, but if you take it as fully diegetic, King Hyrule is a straight up beast of a man.
Ganondorf is Gerudo, so there’s at least some textual justification for him being a lanky ogre-man, but what’s King Hyrule’s excuse?
He’s like eight feet tall, and about three feet broad at the shoulder; his fist is the size of an ordinary man’s head!
And yet his daughter consistently has totally average proportions.
There’s something funny going on with the royal bloodline, is what I’m saying.