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The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
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The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
X: Bad Humor (Can I legally call it humor?) I didn’t double check for spelling.
“Sasha! Get back here!” Blizzard yelled.
Sasha, the one in question, was lagging behind and looking at every store she passed. “Wait, I’m trying that Boba thingy from the history books!” The younger of the two replied.
Blizzard just sighed and retorted, “We have Boba Tea at Home!”
This caused Sasha to whisper to herself in an upset manner, “Not everywhere.” She then continued but raised her voice for Blizzard to hear. “The Boba back home sucks! It tastes like paper.”
Scoffing, Blizard responded like the answer was obvious. “That’s because the cups and straws are paper. You only have a few minutes, at best, to drink before it leaks. That’s why cold drinks barely ever get ordered anymore. It’s not worth the-”. Cutting her off, Sasha finished the sentence whilst rolling her eyes. “It’s not worth the brain freeze, I know.”
“Whatever”, Blizzard drops the subject, feeling dejected. “We aren’t here to argue about such trivial matters.” Sasha actually agreed with Blizzard for a change, stating, “You’re right! We’re to mess up the freakin’ timeline, not debate.” Blizzard chuckled at Sasha’s brashness and started walking again.
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After an hour of walking around the mall, both women finally figure out that a building isn’t automatically the White House just because it’s white. The only reason they figured it out was because the old man that looked like former President Joe Biden wasn’t surrounded by any security. And the fact that he had a prosthetic leg may have helped too.
“I mean, it isn’t that big of a deal.” Sasha tries to light up the mood but ultimately failed. Blizzard glares as she retorts, “How could it not be a big deal?”.
Sasha is quick to respond, “Well, even if that was Joe Biden, how would it help?”
“Wha-”
“The 46th President of the United States dies by the end of his term. And this is that year, right?” Sasha asked.
“No. It is currently 2022 and the end of his term is in 2024. This is exactly why I told you to do your research!” Blizzard informs the other.
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“Okay! Plan B.” Sasha breaths out as she tries, keyword being tries, to work the old computer. The two of them were able to buy a Apple iMac, which was 27-inches, for only $1,799.99 dollars!
“Are you sure this is gonna work?” Blizzard asks, looking nervous. Sasha, on the other hand, was fairly confident that a YouTube video would be the best way to get publicity.
“What’s up guys! Sasha here, ready to dish out the future’s forecast!” Don’t judge the girl she’s only seen a few videos on the so-called “YouTube” and every person talked like this.
Blizzard put her hand on her forehead while shake her head. If they screwed up, death would be waiting for them back home. Not because of exile or anything like this that, oh no! It’s because the planet is currently dying and the food ran out a week ago!
Sasha shared who they were, the current situation in the year 2184 and multiple theories of how to help defuse the situation. Most of the theories came from the scientists they had left but she also included her personal favorite, kill every person who litters or uses plastic!!! Hehehehehehehehehe *ahem* Sasha isn’t thirsty for blood. It’s okay! Anywho, she also shared why Blizzard is named Blizzard. Her parents were praying for a Blizzard since they lived in Florida. Double the heat of regular Florida, Florida. What Blizzard’s parents didn’t know is that God wasn’t listening because he got tired of it. God be a savage like that. Plus, it’s humankind’s fault anyway and God isn’t human, he just created all of humanity. Which kinda means he created all of the problems? NO! Stop! Ummmmmmmm look, it’s a pigeon.
There’s no pigeon.
They went extinct 56 years ago.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?