Rick And Morty - Blog Posts

I'm not gonna leave until you make me.

youre the only person I've loved in decades. I don't wanna get thrown out again...

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He jerked back in response.*

because you saved me.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

OOC// I know I'm not one to ACTUALLY rp on tumblr but I might as well

baby. you know I love you either way.

*He kneels down and puts a hand on their cheek, caressing it softly.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

jesus christ val.. are you- are you okay?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

MORTY?? You're on Tumblr???? Jesus fuck, where even are you these days?

Im so sorry for leaving you at the Citadel. I know we aren't really close anymore.. so.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

You should stay until the doctors tell you that you can go. You could have something internal going on. Or not. I don't know. I've rarely ever been to the hospital, anyways.

And yes, I'm worried about you. I- this just isn't as shocking as it normally is.

I don't know what's wrong with me...

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

something to put your dick in: cherry jello

the jello splits so easy it's hard to even put my dick in

2/10

Yeah, i- I'll get there sooner or later.. just gotta ga- gather some things before I go. I probably won't even be there for a long while.

Gotta sober up a bit.. my drinking issue is horrible.

Well, I-I got to the hospital a few hours ago.

Val apparently had a h-huge freak out in the middle of the night. The fucking doctors won’t give them their damn m-meds.

M-Morty is here with me too, h- UrrGhh-he was worried about Val. Jesus fucking Christ.. The crash wasn’t even that terrible but they look like they’re in so much pain. I know Morty cares about V-Val, honestly it sucks seeing how bad Morty feels right now.

i also know how val cares about morty, he’s like their own son.

Any-Anyway.. Val’s asleep right now. Don’t wanna wake them up.

Also, @rickz6725 you coming up here at some point? V-Val misses you.

something to put your dick in: cowboy hat stuffed with butter

Depending on the height of the hat, it's not as good. The butter is alright

6/10

I-.. so you did remember... huh. Y-you should go to sleep if you feel so tired.

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10

what about like the cardboard part of a toilet roll

After a few minutes it gets a little uncomfortable. Rubbing against the cardboard after a while irritates my skin. Other than that, pretty decent!

6/10

stick yo dick in that snow slime

wait I would say that does feel nice but it's odd having slime on my penis, the texture is funny

7.5/10

a donut

it crumbles too quickly. Depending on the donut, it would also be a little too sticky afterwards.

Mid. 4/10

have some snow slime

Thanks :3

acid bitch

........definitely 0/10..

wouldve melt my fuckin dick off if I actually tried...

send me stuff to put my dick in and I'll rate it

(For the shits and giggles of course)

mmmamanrbnrneen I dosnet knwkqo isfa phurrple cryeystalss.s.. ssssoi colrorfulllmf...

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

Yeah. Go ahead.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

RICHARD . THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Me: Maybe I should do some simpler waterbrush shading instead of spending hours drawing lines. That'll save time so I can go to sleep early. Me: Me: Me: naahhhhhh Based on this non-canonical adventure.

HALFWAY THROUGH INKTOBER WOOOOOOOOO

Hey uhm, Val, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you..

I can tell you worked really hard on my prosthetic and I'm really thankful for that. It also seems to finally be working okay.

(Thanks for the sun bracelet too. It's pretty cute..)

@tacticalsmth

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

WHAT ROCKS DO YOU LIKE?????

(sorry really excited, haven't met another z dimension Rick in a bit!)

Thank you for asking!! :D

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

U look like u need a hug 🫂

A-actually, yeah, that would be nice...

yew guys should ask more things I'm desperate

(OOC // Cancel rickorty week forever, what the fuck? Why is there a blog PROMOTING INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA?? not to mention this is a fucking proship too..

Hello everyone!

I am pleased to inform you that the Rickorty Week 2024 will run from Sunday, June 16th, to Saturday, June 22nd.

All forms of fanwork are accepted, as long as they’re of your own making, and the prompts are subject to your own interpretation. Don’t forget to use #rickortyweek2024 within the first five tags of your post so I can see it!

June 16

Realization | Hanahaki AU

June 17

“His life doesn’t matter! Yours does.” | Amnesiac Hero

June 18

Borrowed Time by Tennis | Caught

June 19

Mythological Creature(s) AU | “If you think my Rick’s dead, he’s alive! And if you think you’re safe, he’s coming for you!”

June 20

Huddling for Warmth | When You Fucked Grandpa by blink-182

June 21

“Morty, say you’ll marry me.” | Stars

June 22

Alternate Selves | Free Day!

Do not hesitate to reach out if you need further clarification!

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i don't know what's wrong with ittttttttt ughhgghh

(OOC // im really proud of the hands omfg it's crazy)

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life