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Hanuman ji be like : bahut hogya aaram Ab hoga kaam

BOLO JAI SHRI RAM

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.

Joins sakhi

Meko bhi lejao apne saath

Where do you live?

Delusion, anxiety and nostalgia

Me looking at ceiling

Kanna kab aa rhe, i need some pyar ki jhappi

humri uljhan, suljhao bhagwan

Tumhre bin humra kauno nahi

O Palanhare, Nirgun O Nyaare

Tumhre bin hamra kou nahi

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

Janaki Navami

Janaki Navami ki shubhkamnaye. Ik I'm late 😅🥲

Jai siyaram!

hey hey hey!! did you know?

today is Sita Navami!!!!!

which means,

happiest birthday

to our beloved sita maa! :D

sita didi, for some!

Jai Siyaram!!!

krishna ji be coaxing me like :

Yet another sign from my peacock feather boy

Jaane na Nazar Pehchaane jigar Ye kaun hai dil par chhaya Mera ang ang muskaya

These lines suits the relationship of every krishna premika and kanha

Jinhe dekha nahi hai

Par hridaya pehchanta hai 💜

If I were a gopi

Just some random writings imagining if I were a gopi ✨ basically an oc

Mohinee

Appearance

Two braids

Big beautiful eyes

Darker skin tone

Purple is her color

Clothes matched the colors of kumudini

Personality

Mohinee has a fun personality, who can make others laugh by mimicry or twisting her voice to sound ridiculous.

She would deal with harsh things with smiles, but might broke down in front of her sakhiya and her jiji.

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Mohinee is a night girl even at the time of dwapara, she likes to gaze at blooming kumudini at the embrace of moonlight.

She likes to paint, write poetries and dance. She can't sing but would love to hum a song or two for her jiji and kanha.

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Her mother is Saumya who raised her alone along with her sisters, since Mohinee's father died when she was 7.

She have a younger sister.

She got few closer friends who would serve radharamana along with her.

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She does service of painting sri radhika's lotus feet and Krishna's lotus feet. She would mimic krishna in his absence.

She would often write songs and would sing them only in front of jiji and sakhiya.

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Art credit to @satyarasitara

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fridge mein rasna rakha hai par maa pine nahi degi abhi ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

Pyar mein kuch nahi rakha, jo rakha hai fridge mein rakha hai.

I'm crazy

Mahadev and nandi enjoying sitting in a corner 😁

Maa Parvati playing with her two sons🌸

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If I was in place of arjun

That 3rd part of 'philosophical rambling' ek kaan se aata dusre se chala jata while brain would play that line over and over again

harivamsha Parva, ch 104, bori ce mahabharata

Krishna expresses his love for arjun so freely even I was taken aback while reading it😭😭, it came outta nowhere.

Krishna was like: *philosophical rambling**philosophical rambling* "I love you arjuna and you love me:3" *continues philosophical rambling*

😭😭 he just had to say that

Prabhu pichle janm mein aapki help ki thi. Ab thoda makkhan hume bhi dedo. ❤️ 🥺

Kanha🌸🌸🌸

The urge to say it out aloud in a family function

Then I stop thinking ki jab shadi ki baat karenge tab chillaungi

Kanna sparing time for me —

AGHEHSHHWNEDNSJJW

I'm dead.

how krishna ji be reading all my letters, blogs, posts, notes, etc about him :