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... Why I imagined it as
Krishna in his narayan sleep position and: Devi, battle now with naraka, I'm too tired. Garuda, get popcorn. I've enough energy to chew. Bye my love.
Satya maa: bombastic sideeyes
AWMAHGOSH
Pehle toh
THE LAST LINE AAAAAA
Also
Awwwwieeee. Dekho kanna mujhe tons of kisses mil gaye 😂😂
Sweetest jijii
Oo jiji, kya kehke unko bulaoge dulha banke jo aayenge
🤪
*runs before manu di throws tomato* KANNA BACHAO
I WILL NEVER throw tomato at you rancho 🥺
You are so sweet the only thing I'd love to throw at you would be tons of flying kisses ;)
And yess one of my delulu kinda thots included someone to ask me this so thankyouuu TOT
Coz ae ji o ji hum na kahenge hum to aansuon ke saath blabber karenge "please prabhu take me with you RIGHT.NOW coz I can't no mo"
Mile Honge Radha-Krishn Yahi Kisi Van Mein
Prem Madhuri Unki Basi Hai Pawan Mein.....
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I hope Braj se braj ke rang na churaye koi
I simply don't understand the need for this. What makes them think that neglecting basic sanitation can be replaced by ruining our most precious cultural heritage? And with what? Buildings with such poor infrastructure that will likely collapse in a few years? No, thank you. We have far superior architecture from centuries ago that embodies not only power and strength but also faith and respect for the Dhaam!
Dear government, Ensuring basic sanitation facilities and holding accountability for our heritage and faith sites would be more than enough.
Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki
Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare
Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki
Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭
Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛
Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...
:')
Random doodle
Suryadev and Chandradev fighting
Ki performance mein sun ke jaise lights lagengi ya moon and stars wali lights
Sun: YO MOONY WE'RE HAVING LIL SUN BALLS
Moon: YO FIREBALL WE'RE HAVING STARS AND CRESCENT MOON
The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others
Shiva needs to be the drummer
Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist
Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.
The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.
OMFG FRRR
I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist
But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨
Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨
OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST
Came to my maa's school for summer camp
No not for learning but teaching the kiddos dance + arts and craft hehehehe
I HOPE SAB THIK SE HO—
Ishaaron Ishaaron Mein Dil Lene Wale
Bata Ye Hunar Tune Sikha Kaha Se
Bas aage ki lines gaane aap chale aate toh anand dugna hojata aajata ❤️
Either indra or varun ✨
The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others
Shiva needs to be the drummer
Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist
Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.
The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.
OMFG FRRR
I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist
But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨
Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨
OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST
MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—
Wait
WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??
Not everyone with our blu boi's names are green flags .... :')
3 din ke liye mumma chhod ke chali gayi kaam karne
Like masi log hai but
MAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: krishna ye yaad dila dena
Krishna: *makes me remember that thing every half an hour*
Me: krishna ye yaad dilana, but thode time baad. Taki clue mile ki you agree with this
Krishna: *raat ko nind khol ke yaad dilaying*
Yet
After all
This
Me: krishna kabhi toh clue diya karo ki prem karte ho. Chalo ek phool gira ke dedo
Krishna: 😐😌🤪
No.
Hinduism mein lamba ghunghat karna aur raat mein vivah ka prachalan bhi inhi ki wajah se aaya
Cuz of their impure thought jo aankho mein jhalakte the
Aur kidnap kar lena brides ko, mandap se
As far as I know....
A genuine question for all individuals who practice islam, if women are supposed to wear a burkha/niqaab ( sorry idk what the entire covering things are called) for modesty, to protect them from *impure or lustful* gazes from other women, why aren't muslim men required to cover themselves up too? Can't women have impure thoughts? Lustful thoughts, after looking at a man's face? I'm only asking this because you all claim you believe in equality.
Maine aaj chai banayi
Pani pani lagi
Mujhe laga pani zyada daal diya dudh mein
Dudh hi phat gaya tha
Maine uski chai bana di 🤡
Yes I'm Kshatriya, because I fight for my country. Not fight with my country
Yes I'm Brahmin, because I learn and preach about my country and the martyrs. Not preach against my country.
Yes I'm Vaishya, because main apne desh ki growth ke liye sauda karta hu. Apne desh ka sauda nahi karta.
Yes I'm Shudra. Because main apni desh ko serve karta hu. Desh drohi ko nahi karta.
Stress reliever 😂
I have like a 100 problems
Doing this to these blorbos would probably solve 97 of them
I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao
Krishna’s shenanigans
(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)
<Vasants version>
YES YES YES! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻
Mujhe ye book 7th grade mein mili LOLOL, usse pehle idk why library band hi rehti thi
Your username ✨
And PFP 🥺 this book— 🤌🏻
Radhe radhe 👋🏻 *patli gali se nikling*
HEHEHEH
OMG OMG OMGOMG A FELLOW WIMPY KID ENJOYER 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
LEAASSGOOOOOOOOO i used to DEVOUR these books in 5th grade
Shayad kisi ke chand ki kami puri karne gaya hoga
Ajj toh chand bhi mujhe chhod chala gaya.
While pak means pure, holy
Jabki pakistan aur uske actions 🤡
Sometimes I think ki time machine bhi mil jaye toh apne aap ko tum dono se pehle hi milwa deti
Fir lagta hai
Jis samay mile, vahi best tha ✨
they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out
I don't have many friends here 😅
@satyarasitara @dharagalaxias @hellogunjan20 all who wanna join
new moot game 🌺
do this picrew and this uquiz, post what you get, and tag your moots!
tags: @thelittlefrogblog @tech-obssessed-shark @zenbivia @felicity0801 @ricochetfuel @princessuncertain @pinopolaris @lucyrobins @nyyx-xoxx @ali-da-demon @minosprimesleftfoot @nervousscissorsgoopthing + open tags!
After seeing you
This ladki is no okay at all
Krishna getting on Tumblr seeing a quiet big fandom THIRSTHY for him:
Found my india !!
I wish chhattisgarh official bhi ban jata 😅🥲
Intro post ✨
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My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3
@shakespeareofficialaccount, who is an honourary desi blog <3
States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @west-bengal-official @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital,
@mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @pune-unofficial @manipur-official @official-thane
My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance, @bigbasket-notreally, @amul-unofficial
My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @peoplecallme-netaji helped give me freedom, @the-wonders-of-pani-puri is one of my most popular dishes, @gmaane-genius is everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn
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Sab bhaga ke laaye
Aur apne dau ko dekho, bhabhi khud chalte yug par yug paar karke aayi hai.
Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini* Subhadra: *elopes with Arjuna* Balarama: Be a big brother, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
just a moment with my friends :)
Yeah I've got imaginary friends. I'm crazy I'm crazy
Tbh ig I told you both that I've imaginary friend kanna right lolI asked him
Pehle avatar mein toh yuddh na ho karke dut pe dut bhej rhe the
Dusre mein kyu karwaya yuddh turant
He be like: cuz pehle mein karna tha
Dusre mein karwana tha
Me: Aur abhi?
He: abhi jitana hai
Me reading this during my own periods
ରଜ ପର୍ବ / रज पर्व 🏵️
When Odisha Celebrates Periods, Womanhood, and Mother Earth
In a world where menstruation is still whispered about, hidden, and stigmatized, there's a corner of India that doesn’t shy away from it—but celebrates it. Raja Parba is a vibrant, feminine festival that puts periods at the heart of its rituals.
🌿 What is Raja Parba?
Raja Parba (or Mithuna Sankranti) is a three-day festival observed in Odisha, celebrating the menstruation of Bhudevi (Mother Earth) during mid-june. Just as women menstruate, it is believed that the Earth, too, undergoes her cycle of fertility and rejuvenation during this time.
The word "Raja" comes from the Sanskrit "Rajaswala", meaning a menstruating woman. So, yes, this entire celebration is rooted in menstrual cycles, feminine energy, and the sacred power of creation.
During Raja, both Mother Earth and women are allowed to rest, rejuvenate, and be celebrated—not hidden away or seen as impure.
🗓️ The Rituals of Raja: A Celebration in Three Acts
Pahili Raja (The First Day): The festival begins with vibrant energy. Girls and women wear new clothes, apply alta (a red dye) to their feet, and enjoy sweet treats. They don’t do household chores—instead, they’re encouraged to rest, relax, and revel in their power. Swings are hung from trees, and laughter fills the air.
Raja Sankranti (The Second Day): The highlight of the festival, this marks the first day of the solar month of Mithuna, symbolizing the beginning of the agricultural season. But more than that, it’s a celebration of fertility, growth, and the divine feminine.
Basi Raja (The Third Day): On this day, the celebrations mellow, but the warmth remains. Traditional games are played, and women are pampered with gifts and love.
Vasumati Snana (Optional Fourth Day): Some observe a fourth day known as Vasumati Snana, where the symbolic bathing of the Earth takes place. Grinding stones used in kitchens are washed and worshipped as a representation of Bhudevi.
Raja isn’t just rituals—it’s joy, flavor, and festivity. Special dishes like Poda Pitha (a caramelized rice cake) are made in every home. Girls spend time on beautifully decorated wooden swings, singing Raja songs that speak of love, seasons, and womanhood. Families come together, and the mood is unapologetically celebratory.
In many parts of the world where menstruation is still treated as taboo, something unclean, to be kept secret. But Raja Parba defies that narrative.
Here, menstruation isn’t just acknowledged—it’s celebrated as sacred. Women are not banished but pampered. The Earth is not seen as impure during her cycle but divine and deserving of rest. While rooted in ancient beliefs, the festival also aligns with modern conversations about bodily autonomy, menstrual dignity, and gendered traditions. It offers a regional example of how periods have historically been recognized without stigma in certain cultural contexts.
Jab bhi koi krishna bhakt is sad
Krishna :
Tum apna, ranj-o-gham, Apni pareshani ... mujhe de do. 🎶
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