Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
finally paying up for my notes game! have some fakeboy tits 💕
(dm me all the gross things you’d do to me <3)
i'm soooo stoned and desperate,, sendme asks or dms and tell me how youd r@pe me and make me a girl again? <3
i thought a cold shower would fix me, but it made things worse i think 😭
pawssss i thought my toy was charged (t-shot day, so it’s so needed) but it just died on me 😭 this is the worstttt
Oh no!! The ultimate betrayal!!
taking my t-shot soon and it’s such a shame I don’t have an older brother with me rn to help with the hornieness after :(
-🐾💫
I've heard they make people feel like they're in heat.
An absolute tragedy.
i love boys with weird little obscure interests
like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever
i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic
rb and tag where your name's from
puppy wants a mango lassi. mango lassi now.
my girlfriend: idk i’m just worried that I don’t smell good down there 😔👉👈
meanwhile me, nearly blacking out from how horny i get from the idea of eating her out: that’s fine 👁️👁️
let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
listen up chat, my weird sexualisation of appalachian folk music got me wondering. do any of u play instruments?
STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG
this looks super cute, so i made a Please Praise Me!
send me things pleaseeee
I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)