Just Did Yard Work In The Most Adam Sandler Ass Outfit Before Lifting Weights For Like An Hour, Feeling

the masculine urge to suck on a fat cock till your jaw hurts

Oh what a shame it would be if some creep invaded my house and kidnapped me to make me his personal puppytoy, definitely don't want that to happen...

Oh how horrible it would be to not have problems besides whimpering, whining, moaning and sucking as much cock as I possibly can while leashed and collared...

okay but forcemasc AND dumbification in one??

you're no longer that intelligent girl, now you're just a dumb man, so turn your brain off and think with your dick like a real man, would you? yeah, spread your legs, just like that... wait, are you manspreading or just begging to get your dick wet? you really are just a dumb man after all.

i got a single margarita while out for dinner and i’m already so tipsy 😭

i should take an edible too

"this is so fucked up, im not gay dude, stop." big brother who's not even trying to resist x "why are you hard then?" little brother who just wants dick in his mouth/cunt

"aww look, he's so hiiigh. poor thing. no thoughts left in that pretty empty head, hmm? ha, your eyes are so glazed. but that's okay, we know you can do it. take another hit for me. thaaaat's it. good boy."

😵‍💫💖💖💖

i just want horny dms from men old enough to be my dad. horny dms from middle aged dudes into faggy tboys with psychosexual issues. is that too much to ask

take me to ur place, get me so drunk i don’t even remember my own name and fuck me until i only remember yours

pathetic sex crazed tboys who wake up hard at 4 am and immediately have to start strokin it need your help! cum in them NOW!

“Little love” “my dove” “puppy” “pretty boy” “doll” “babydoll”

My legs are spread so so wide you don’t understand guys