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And this all comes down to his fatal flaw, Unwavering Loyalty. Something he's commited his mind to? Baby seal needs to stay loyal to the stuff. Someone he loves needs saving? He's tye strongest. Someone doing something he believes is wrong? He gonna fight because the stuff affects his people too. I just- you get what I'm saying?
pissed off percy is a determined percy. because the second he saw his mom encased in gold and being held captive in the underworld. it was go time. he gained the upper hand on hades in under ten minutes. whooped ares's ass in under three. returned zeus's bolt and told him off like twenty minutes later. and then told kronos to stop being a coward and come find him. no one's fucking do it like our boy.
did the show just delete the fact that percy was a wanted criminal in the entirety of the lightning thief? gabe gave an interview, blaming percy for sally's dissappearence, which made him the primary suspect. like the police was after him when they blew up the bus and his iconic 'my stepdad is a really sweet person' speech to a journalist after jumping from saint monica arc, people conspiring that they were manipulated into a t*rrorist group after his fight with ares. like????? where's all that?? where's the good stuff???
First 1/2 of my brain: Oh my gosh! I’m so excited for this! The actors seem like they understand the characters so much! They got Rick Riordan to help make it like the books, and there’s going to be 8 whole episodes!
Second 1/2 of my brain: Hold on.
First 1/2: Huh? What?
Second 1/2: Remember what happened last time Disney was in charge of adapting a book series that we discovered in school?
First 1/2: But we never saw the BFG, and The Witches was tragically taken down, but that’s the fault of HBO MAX.
Second 1/2: Not those.
First 1/2: We haven’t watched the CGI Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Second 1/2: Not that either.
First 1/2: Well then what are you talking abou- oh.
Second 1/2: Yup.
First 1/2: I thought we repressed that.
Second 1/2: We did, but skepticism demands we look at all available evidence.
First 1/2: It-it won’t be like that, that had major editing problems and was confined to a 2-hour time frame. Something that bad can’t happen again… right?
Second 1/2: Well, they did light up the Empire State Building blue, that at least shows that they’re willing to put a lot of funding towards it. But given the mouse’s track record for canceling things that don’t work with their “Standards and Practices” I don’t know. I guess we should just be willing to forgive but don’t forget anything that they’ve done before.
First 1/2: Okay… I’m still excited though.
Second 1/2: Oh, me too!
Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)
Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan
When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car
When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat
Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.
Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two
Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?
Percy: Just teaching them a song
The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like
Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin
Nico: I don’t
Thalia: ...
Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin
It’s basically canon that Percy, Annabeth and Grover meets Nico and Bianca for the first time in Lotus Hotel and Casino (TLT) and not in TTC, so what if they also met Hazel in TLT when they visit the fields of asphodel. Which means that Percy actually met 3 children of Hades on the same quest.
Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas
Come on let’s go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out to camp
it’s like you got kidnapped
We used to be best buddies
but you kinda left
But now that we’re here
So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me
Like old times
Percy: ...
Percabeth reacting to Percabeth in:
TLT: Ew!! Gross no
SoM: We’re just friends
TTC: We’re best friends
BoL: Blush
TLO: Blush intensified
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@therainingkiwi dude, me too. i honestly have been hesitant to say it for a while because i wasn't sure how it would be received, but it's nice to know i'm not alone in my line of thinking. percy and annabeth would be foster parents of every demigod whose mortal parent won't step up. great addition, dude!
I have an addition:
Nico: Magnus: Nico: you're dead. Magnus: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE YOUR SNACKS I'M SORRY- Alex and Will: *eating popcorn*
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
10 little monkeys - PJO ver.
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
Percy: Estelle found out she could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing
Percy: But she doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them
tell me you didn't swell with pride when you read this!!
Do you know why Leo Valdez deserved every right to kill Gaea with his bare hands? (and I'm glad that he got the chance). BECAUSE, BITCH MURDERED ESPERANZA VALDEZ!! And made AN EIGHT YEAR OLD feel guilty for what he didn't do!
An AU where you live in a city called Henrietta. You go to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Every summer you go to a camp situated at the edge of the city called camp half blood. You have a dog who is literally a furry ball of sunshine. Your parents own the largest bookshop in the city but you don't live with them. You live in an old and abandoned factory called Monmouth manufacturing with your friends Blue, Noah, Gansey, Adam and Ronan. Your life never ceases to amaze you with adventures.
Feel free to add <3
Aphrodite is the female version of zeus.
Change my mind.
Not to mention all the PTSD, insomnia and schizophrenia.
Imagine a demigod who already has PTSD because of their childhood where they had to fight monsters and run away from home or keep it a secret from everyone at such Young age because, 'I know no-one's gonna believe me'. And imagine it getting worse after the war. Imagine them being too headstrong or scared to tell anyone and deciding to go through the pain all alone.
Feel free to add!
A small HC
90% OF DEMIGODS HAVE ANXIETY AND/OR DEPRESSION AS WELL AS ADHD AND DYSLEXIA PASS IT ON.
Okay, someone has probably done this before but like…… You try being constantly labeled a problem child and somehow not ending up with some form of mental illness seriously. Like, these kids are not okay. Don’t pretend they are. Nobody can realistically fight at least one war and come out unscathed, never mind being attacked by like…. a monster….. like that stuff’s scarring y’all.
Inspired by the “Anxiety” series on AO3. Link
Feel free to add on other mental illness HC’s because dang… There are a surprisingly low amount.
A PETITION FOR PERCY JACKSON TO BE DRAWN WITH A MESSY MAN BUN!!
Please!
Remember when rachel told the second great prophecy and apollo said that⬆️ *snorts in greek and roman simultaneously*
You know what's funny? In Son Of Neptune Percy slowly remembering everything and casually throwing around memories from the second war he fought and other quests like no big deal and giving Hazel and Frank mini heart attacks time to time. Because, oh my gods he's a badass!
EVERY FALL OUT BOY SONG SOUNDS SUITABLE ENOUGH FOR ALL THE RIORDAN VERSE CHARECTERS. AND THERE'S NOT A SINGLE MOTION PICTURE THAT'S AWESOME ENOUGH TO PORTRAY ANY OF THE BOOKS PROPERLY AND USE THE SONGS!!!
Thank you for coming to my rant episode.
No, listen to me. Percy Jackson actually learning blood bending and helping the apollo cabin in the infirmary with bleeding cases and other blood related injuries.