OPM King - Blog Posts

King: *Sees a shooting star*

Saitama: I wish I had a worthy opponent

Shooting Star: Oh hell No!

*Going back into space*

Saitama: f*cking Dammit!

Manako: *Pats his back*

King: WTF??

When King try to give dating advice

King: Whats the easiest way to a woman's/men’s heart?

Manako: THROUGH HIS/HER RIBCAGE!!!!

King: NO!, Saitama what’s your answer?

Saitama: A PUNCH TO THEIR HEARTS!

King: ...., Why do I even try to help you guys

Saitama: Hey Manako say something disturbing

Manako: *Walks up to Mumen Rider who is right next to King*

Mumen Rider: *Looks down at Manako*

Manako: You have nice skin. It really holds in all your blood and organs - no leaking or nothing. You look great.

King: I’m not sure how to feel about that

Mumen Rider: Thank you??

Saitama: Wheeze!

Saitama: Reading 📖 is just staring at a dead piece of wood 🪵 for hours and hallucinating...

King: Holly shit dude i never thought 💭 of that.

Manako: Saitama just please ignore your theory side of your brain 🧠 my brain cells can’t take sh*t

Saitama: If I punch 🤜 myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Manako: Saitama I love you but no, just no please don’t actually do that.

King: That’s actually a really good damn question Saitama.

Manako: Please don’t encourage him King.

Sonic: DO IT!!!

Geno: Sensei please be careful

Manako: Saitama don’t even thing about!

Manako: Why do people in the Hero Association just like to assume who's powerful and who isn't? Because that's all kinds of fucked up and really dumb of them to do shit like that!

Geno: And that’s how sensei got C Class

Manako walks up to King and gives Live Online Game

Can you beat this guy for me please? There one of those Toxic gamers I don’t want to deal with

King look at what type of game it is and reading all the toxin comment and hearting him say stupid sh*t

I will shred him down to his last atom, Toxic gamers don’t belong in this community he must be punished!

Thank you! I’m going to get my snacks so I can watch you beat the sh*t out of him

My friend who has been playing a game for a long time

King: I’m the most powerful man alive!!! Ha Ha Ha!

Me who is playing the game for the first time

Saitama: Haha die trash

A friend who’s been playing for a while but a healer in the group

Manako: Bruh we are so OP as a team Homie

When you’re a high level and you join a bunch of low level friends...

King: Welp! Time for me to give you a bunch of stuff I don’t need anymore!

Saitama: Yay! free stuff

Manako: Thank you King!

King: Your Welcome

When you check behind a waterfall in a video game and there is no secret

King: Dang it! I run all away there for nothing.

King: Lots of Health Potions and Supplies just laying around here...

Game just AutoSaves...

...Something’s about to go down

(Walk through Door)

King: Big open room

No Enemies

This is a Boss Room...

The Boss: Hello Adventure! It is I King B-

(King hit all the buttons and use super combo moves)

The Boss: Ahhhhhh!!!

King: ....

I f*cking new it! That’s what you get b*tch!