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當Obey me 的角色遇到綠茶
Warning :MC在此為女性
這是我第一次寫這類的文章，角色拿捏的不是很好，而且還有OOC的設定。不喜勿讀！！
當MC在跟惡魔兄弟/配角在一起，突然一個綠茶魅魔試圖勾引他們
路西法
綠茶：哎呀！路西哥哥！好久不見！
路西法：誰准妳叫我路西？
綠茶：唉呦！有了女朋友就不認妹妹我了嗎？
路西法：......（摟住MC) 那還不快叫嫂子？
瑪門
在百貨公司
MC:瑪門！把東西放下！
瑪門：（準備偷東西）我....我又沒拿什麼！
MC:壞狗狗！坐下！
瑪門：（被迫坐下）YIKES! 好痛！！妳下手一定要這麼重嗎？
綠茶：姐姐好兇喔！如果是我，我一定不會這樣對哥哥的！
瑪門：......妳知道嗎？我寧願被我的人類兇也不要妳對我好！偉大的瑪門才不需要被呵護！
MC:...... ( 莫名感動）
利維坦
MC:(被迫cosplay Ruri醬在惡魔動漫季廣場等利維)
綠茶：唉呦！姐姐cos 什麼角色啊？有夠滑稽的！
MC:...... (躲到一旁）
綠茶：？
利維：（帶著洛坦駕到）死婊子妳給我聽好......！！！
撒旦
綠茶：（撞MC然後跌倒）唉呦！
撒旦：唉呀！沒事吧？
綠茶：我沒事！不要怪姐姐！姐姐不是故意的...
撒旦：（笑著看著綠茶）不好意思，我沒在跟妳說話
綠茶：.......
艾斯摩德斯
綠茶：姐姐的妝好漂亮！不像我只塗了一點乳液
艾斯摩：那是當然的！我幫MC化的妝怎麼可能不美？雖然還是差我一點 。
綠茶：好好喔！你可不可以幫我化妝？姐姐應該不會介意的。
艾斯摩：但，如果我幫妳化了妝誰來襯托我和MC的美呢？
MC：噗！
綠茶：......
比爾希巴伯
綠茶：比爾～你在吃什麼？
比爾：.......漢堡
綠茶：看起來好好吃喔！可以給我吃一口嗎？
比爾：......妳不會自己去買嗎？
MC：比爾！
比爾：MC！要不要吃漢堡？
MC：好啊！
比爾：來！啊～
綠茶：為什麼我要你不給我，她沒要你就餵她吃？啊！該不會......你怕姐姐嫉妒吧？姐姐沒這麼小氣吧？
比爾：（死亡瞪眼）......
綠茶：......
貝爾菲格
MC：（剛剛被欺負，在座位上哭）
貝爾菲：怎麼了？
MC ：剛剛......（解釋來龍去脈）
貝爾菲：（抱著MC）別哭啦！我陪妳
綠茶：嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚～貝爾菲！人家也被欺負了！
貝爾菲：乾我屁事
綠茶：......
迪亞沃羅
MC：好冷喔！
迪亞沃羅：來！穿我的外套！
綠茶：我也好冷！
迪亞沃羅：沒辦法啊！我又不能控制天氣！
MC：哈哈哈哈！
綠茶：......
巴巴托斯
巴巴托斯：該回去了，MC妳晚餐想吃什麼？
MC：地獄火蘑菇捲餅！
巴巴托斯：呵呵！好的。
綠茶：天啊！煮飯不是女人的事嗎？怎麼讓男人來做？
巴巴托斯：女朋友不就是拿來寵的嗎？呵呵...
綠茶：姐姐妳真好！我也想要這種男朋友......
巴巴托斯：難道妳不會自己做飯？真好奇妳是怎麼活到現在的
MC：噗！
綠茶：不是啦！我是說，我希望我能有一個像你一樣疼我的男友......
巴巴托斯：那祝妳能找到另一個我
MC：噗哈哈哈！
綠茶：......
西緬
想勾引天使？！門都沒有！
西緬直接帶著MC消失在綠茶面前
盧克
MC和盧克到遊樂園玩
綠茶：唉呦！這是妳的私生子嗎？想不到妳跟別的男人有一腿呀！
MC：......他是天使，我是人類，妳想到哪去？
盧克：而且我不是小孩子！
綠茶：呃？！
＜總之...氣氛變得很尷尬＞
所羅門
所羅門帶MC到五星級餐廳吃飯
綠茶：唉呀！好巧喔！所羅門！我可以跟你一起坐嗎？
所羅門：呵呵，是"我們" 喔！
綠茶：喔！對不起，我沒看到你有帶女朋友，不過，姐姐應該不介意吧？
所羅門：呵呵，當然不會！（把MC拉開）
MC：你！
綠茶：謝謝囉！（坐在所羅門旁邊）那你會請我客嗎？
所羅門：當然！
綠茶：那...你要請我吃什麼？
所羅門：（把MC拉到懷裡，輕吻）請妳吃狗糧！
綠茶：（氣暈）
POV after the events of Nightbringer, you and Solomon finally make it home, however, the two of you quickly realize a significant amount of time has passed in their absence, thousands of years in fact... Your friends, believing their two human friends to never return, had to deal with the aftermath, and it has changed them. They're the same people you knew, only time and grief has warped them into who they are now. Each of them, older and dealing with things in their own ways, have all changed so much. Even Solomon, who came back with you, seems paler and somehow older, though the most like himself. Ancient wars have been carried out in your absence, time has changed the places you once knew and loved into a foreign world, a shell of your home. You never really can catch a break...
(In this Timeskip AU I took a LOT of creative liberties, giving most of them scars from the multi-world war that occurred. I've been in love with this concept for ages now and I'm so happy to finally have this finished product to look at for hours :D not gonna bother listing their age equivalent in human years but I will say Luke is supposed to be ~17 or so. It's not perfect but oh well, hope you enjoy! 💗 I'll probably do another post in the future explaining them all and what theyre doing nowadays, the scars, etc. Also Barbatos' design is HEAVILY inspired by @waltnut's older Barbs and kinda where the whole idea started for me)
Let me say this right now.
If you ship Demoncest (Demon Brothers x each other), Jade x Floyd, and Luke with MC or any older character in OM, get the fuck off my Tumblr page and unfollow me.
This user is absolutely correct with their statements.
WTF!?
Hate me all you want but I’m saying this!! Read all of this at your own risk
who ever the fuck starting incest between the demon brothers and also shipping luke with either mc or the older man (obey me) or fucking shipping the tweels together (twst)
It’s fucked up!
“But Luke is an angel so his not canonically ten, just search up baby faced adult”
ew fuck no! Yes perhaps he’s older than a few hundred years but for other angels and demons he is still young! He still have a child mindset! And also here i am seeing r*** shit about luke. And incest are nuts! Like what the fuck. It is strictly forbidden and considered immoral in most societies, and can lead to an increased risk of genetic disorders in children.
“But it’s between men” it’s still fucked up, just imagine you guys fucking your own siblings or family.
IF Y’ALL WEIRD SHIPPER STILL SO HARD HEADED ABOUT THIS THEN DO WHAT YOU WANT, I’VE REMINDED YOU ALL THAT ITS IMMORAL
thanks for actually reading my rant alright that will be all…