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Nj Reynolds - Blog Posts
commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good
hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo
"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw
Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone