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totallynotnotacrazyperson

4 months ago

Me when someone says 'wait for it', 'helpless', 'satisfied', 'congratulations', 'one last time', 'non-stop', 'what'd I miss?' etc knowing damn well they're just common everyday phrases and words:

(HELP earlier today my brother asked "what time is it?" and I yelled SHOWTIME and he gave me a weird look)