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about that marauders football au:
it would be obvious to put snape in the death eaters’ team (in this case real madrid cause fuck them) but i think bc in cannon he’s not that appreciated he’d be a referee
(those who know about real vardrid get me)
like he’d whistle in slytherin’s favour and accept bribes for them hoping to be accepted into their little cult like team
also who did you think gryffindor’s and slytherin’s coaches would be???
mcgonagall and slughorn feels wrong
miranda would be on the board of directors probably like a scout director looking for young talents (yes she was the one who found sirius and asked him to sign for gryffindor)
and we ALL know poppy would be on the medical staff
she was the one who treated remus on his injury and later mentored him to work alongside her (for reference check out the tags for my other marauders football au drabbles)
physiotherapist remus who was an once in a lifetime football star with incomparable grace and magical dribbles
remus who the very first season he signed at his dream club he suffered a terrible injury and had to quit football altogether
remus with a cane and a limb deciding to help other footballers thus becoming a physiotherapist
sirius recognising him when he sees him with the medical stuff because of course sirius had a poster of him at his wall (they have an age gap of like 4-5 years)
sirius finding every possible excuse, pretending he got injured just to see his idol who also happens to be his club’s lead physiotherapist
remus’ hands doing wonders at sirius’ sore muscles
sirius getting injured and crying on the pitch, remus rushing at him and tending to his injury as best as he could
WOLFSTAR FOOTBALL AU
I REPEAT
WOLFSTAR FOOTBALL AU
peter “betraying” the marauders by transferring to another team for money which is the rival club of james and sirius’
also an allegory abt the slytherin-gryffundor rubalry and the real madrid-barcelona one where the death eaters are the names of the slytherin’s team (real madrid players) and only players whose family have pkayed for them can join (fitting the whole pureblood status)
sirius being scouted from an early age by slytherin but choosing gryffindor (barcelona) to pave a different path and at the academy (la masia) he meets james and they become a deadly duo
sirius always assists jame’s goals they celebrate together jump into each other’s arms
regulus playing for slytherin (rma) and having to face his brother in every el clasico
them choosing to represent france internationally and sirius playing against james (england) in euros and world cups
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
MARAUDERS FOOTBALL STARS AU!!!!!!!!!!!!
lily’s backstory of being “different” from her family is that she want to play football put they tell her it’s a men’s only sport and maybe petunia wanted to be a footballer too but never had the potential and feels jealous (like she did in cannon cause she wasn’t a witch)
pandora being the social media manager and making promos and fun competitive videos for the club’s insta and youtube
her making james and lily pair up after popular demand and the whole comment section saying they should get together
them dating for pr reasons and james already having feelings
lily being the captain🫡🫡
marlene being a BRUTAL defender (kate mccabe style)
dorcas being a sports reporter always taking interviews by the side if the pitch, getting flustered while commentating when marlene has the ball, her and marlene having a whole conversation when dorcas asks a question at a press conference
this is gonna be a LONG ASS THREAD OF HCS brace yourselves i can’t contain my enthusiasm anymore
hc for this au with @brighterthanthou