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HI rich skateboarder!kate gives cocky himbo HCs?

My wife and I are going through a phase, she’s feeling…fuck boy lately

I gib bites and chomps in return!!!

cocky himbo!kate headcanons

nsfw below the cut — 18+

gskdh

she has so many sweaters and flannels and jackets and she lets you take whatever you want (you usually take the ones from her floor after she’s worn them all day so they smell like her)

SHE WEARS COLOGNE💕💕💕💕💕

even though she has money she drives a really shitty old car that breaks down all the time

but in her spare time she learned how to fix it up so now she spends a bunch of time working on her car and looking hot

she wears boxers <3

so that she can pack…… i think i have a thing for kate packing idk

she likes pressing up against you in public so you can tell she’s wearing the strap <333

oh she loves having you on your knees also

cuz she likes holding you by the hair while you suck her dick

and then she throws you onto the bed n fucks you there for a while

and she LOVES to make you warm her when you’re done

or before

or whenever

she also sucks at cooking so when you’re at her place you eat a lot of cereal and lukewarm monster energy

or take out when she remembers she can order in

(she forgets a lot cuz she’s so busy teasing you or dragging you to the skate park or um. fucking you.)

oh she likes to show you off to all her friends when she’s out

duh

also she goes to random parties with you every now and then but it always ends with you both leaving early cuz you “made her horny”

(she drank too much beer and sat you in her lap and whispered a few too many things in your ear)

she is one of those girls who sleeps on one million pillows btw

so when you sleep in her bed it is like a mountain and then You and then kate somewhere underneath

she luvs to cuddle so it’s okay (but DONT tell anyone)

brain goes brrr 🤤🤤

bring a bucket and a mop

ship: slimegirl!kate bishop x reader

summary/request: slime girls are cute, until they ruin your furniture.

word count: 608

warnings: smut (18+), gooey girlfriend (for visuals look up slimeantha from monster prom <3), vaginal and anal penetration (reader receiving), reader is a bit of a size queen, gaping, mild edging, ooze and slime and goo

masterlist | monsterfucker celebration 2022 masterlist

Pros of having a slime girlfriend: spending less money on food and doctors bills since they can’t get sick, shapeshifting is cool and surprisingly comes in handy, and it’s really funny seeing people react to your gooey girlfriend casually walking down the street or trying on a new hoodie.

Cons of having a slime girlfriend: the mess.

God, the fucking mess.

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