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Ion even really need the head cannon I just fucking hate JD Vance andddd Donald Trump 🤣🤣
Now that I got your attention, how would you like up to 4 personalized headcanons?
The deal is simple.
For the first headcanon, anyone can participate, regardless of age or location. All you gotta do is reblog this post with the tag JD Vance fucked my couch and DM me the link.
For the second headcanon, if you are 18 years or older in the United States, check your voter registration in 30 seconds and send me a screenshot confirming you are registered to vote (with personal info redacted, your identity isn't interesting enough for me to steal).
For the third headcanon, send me a 1-2 sentence summary of your Election Day plan. Studies show that a big reason people don't vote is because they don't have a concrete plan for doing it. Don't be a statistical jackass.
Finally, anyone who does all of the above and is in a swing state gets that fourth sweet, sweet headcanon.
I'll be doing this from now until 12:00 PM EST on November 5th. Headcanons will also be publicly posted for your enjoyment if given permission.