Its A Joke - Blog Posts

Was teaching kids with bestie in my school today for the Teachers day, on the break drew a furry on the blackboard and he was repeatedly asking me to erase it like I drew a giant dick in front of children.

He said that some children took photos of me drawing it, and they could send it to antifurry chats for people to hunt me down or smt.

Game testing without context:

"Riku, imma be honest, i'm only staring at your titties right now"

[???.]

Shout out to all Johns.

This one just unfix all of his mental illnesses because Gary mantled him once (he liked it)

[Bonus: these two 💔 shitpost edition]

[Except first one]

bojack: caring

honestly you can imagine anything

being a woman is so interesting. yesterday was a good one, one for the books. today i want to commit h0m!c!de

The art

The artist

@.RaceofChampions: There's no #ROCSweden without the notorious ice bath. 🥶

bonus:

matthew: well im not leaving so there

Morpheus: okay. we’re going to Hell

matthew:

Lamias always on their knees begging smh..

Lamia and the Soldier (1905) by John William Waterhouse

Did you just curse me with artblock.

(I tried drawing you but then like. Something happened and now I am like physically unabled to draw or even look at my own art without dying on the inside)

Ja, you will never know how many I've cursed people with artblocks.

are you my friend

Good question.. But:

Nein.

Err.. Well, how about this. Target that RED medic and send them a pile of duct tapes, and I'll eat one drumstick or two. Deal? Only just for you to stop crying, I'm not used to people crying.

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

Quotes from my friends as pjo characters bc y not

they gradually get better (kinda)

Connor: we successfully robbed a diamond.

Travis: im so impressed

Malcolm: I'm not bailing you out

Luke, sneaking through Olympus to steal the lightning bolt: YOU SEE NOTHING FATHER, YOU. SEE. NOTHINGGGGGAH.

Leo: i dont need help, i need support

Piper: and I've got the scaffolding!

Jason: NO

Michael: Will's back is the straightest thing about him

Lee: Michael, you can't criticise, you hypocrite

Michael: have you seen him do a bridge?

Drew, talking about Lou Ellen: sometimes at night I sit there and scroll through her reposts

Mitchell: I'm aware. I heard you cackling from next door

Percy, sticking a carbonara pot on his foot: I should wear that as a shoe...

Annabeth: YOU OWN SNEAKERS??

Katie, after eating pineapple: Well, that was dehumanising.

Castor: You look like an otter.

Pollux - attempts a hair flip: I know, it's my charm

Austin, holding a pair of pyjama shorts: I cannot wear this, because Kayla will pants me, because she is hungry with vengeance.

Will: Sorry, what- I changed my mind, I don't want to know.

Nyssa: tell him hes the raisin you're looking for to put in your potato salad

Jake: I asked for relationship advice, the fuck?

Chris: I was genuinely worried that he'd come over, hold us at gunpoint and tell us to empty our pockets and all we'd be able to give him is fucking jelly babies

Clarisse: I left you for two minutes.

Malcolm: go outside and get some air!

Annabeth, on a work spree: what air? We have air in here!

Hazel: you do realise you're hopeless, right?

Nico, in a pining mood: he even twerks casually.

Hazel: I'M SORRY-

Lacy: You can't buy stuff from a charity shop, it's only for the charitable.

Drew: I'm charitable! - walks in

Lacy, when she walks back out: your card got declined

Drew: fuck off

Castor: you have such a low sense of self esteem

Lee, frantically scribbling on an infirmary form: what's self esteem?