Lamias Always On Their Knees Begging Smh..

Happy birthday to me 🎂

We don’t appreciate the clouds enough,without them how would we ever realise the sun’s beauty?

Everyone has been real quiet since Imane Khelif started a legal process against Rowling (and Musk). Say what you want about the situation but what Rowling did (spread misinformation, using Khelif's image as a boogeyman) was actually wrong. And it sadly continues what we've seen a lot in gender critical spaces: its deterioration into a reactionary movement.

tall women, hairy women, average looking women, nerdy women, quirky women, weird women, angry women; sensitive women, muscular women, cringe women, beautiful women who dont see it, clingy women, confident women... there's something so unique about them and they all deserve love <333

i would die to hear you sing it or at least pronounce it so that i could learn it myself

So every who voted in the poll voted for me to translate "I'm Your Man" by Mitski into latin so here it is.

"Tuum Virum Sum"

Tu es angelum, sum canem

Aut, tu es canem et tuum virum sum

Me quasi deum credas

Te quasi sum deleam

Me paenitet unum sum amas

Nemo umquam me amabit quasi feceris

Ita cum me relinquis ut moriar

Mereor id, nolone?

Sentio id esse contiguum

Quasi est lux, reducens ad viam

Unus dies, nosces me

Canibus iudicabor

Populi semper dedit me amorem

Tandem alii erant numquam culpare

Me quasi deum credas

Te quasi virum prodam

There it is if this gets 2000 notes (not happening) I will sing it

Reminds me of my Pride And Prejudice book with an unpleasant-looking cover which obviously.. made me avoid that book. It's been sitting on my shelf for nearly two years now.

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

whenever fics or headcanons or even (very cute) fanart depicts Will being embarrassed by Hannibal's praise and adoration I'm like take a good LoOk at this bitch:

he would GLOAT, he would stare at a huge framed drawing Hannibal made of him laying naked in the garden that hangs in the middle of the dinning room and be like "hmm yes I look magnificent" and sip his little wine.

"because of woke" is the funniest reason for anything. cant kill politicians anymore, because of woke. cant find a parking spot, because of woke. cant nap all day, because of woke.

— danagray

I was studying this in my history lessons like two days ago.