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Thomas: Okay Janus you got payed to do this
Janus: fine
Remus: *walks in not knowing what's happening*
Janus: *turns to Remus with the fakest smile* I'm the goodessst of sssnak boisss
Remus: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHAT HAPPENED!
Janus: Sssshut your mouth
Remus: Oh there you are. Where the FUCK did you go?
Janus: ...I believe I just had a sssstroke
Remus: Drug, Give me Drugs, Give me Drugs. I don't need it, but I'll sell what you got, take the cash and I'll keep it-
Logan: *stops Remus' sing* Stop, there are to many endorphin, you're going to metaphorical fuck Patton up. Where Virgil's anxiety when you need it.
Virgil: *Virgil bursting into the room* Love, gimme love, gimme love, I don't need it, but I'll take what I want from your heart and I'll keep it
Janus: *pops up from no where* In a bag
Remus: In a box
Virgil: put an X on the floor, gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, shut up and sing it with me
Virgil: *eating ice cream*
Virgil: I want to stab myself with a spoon
Roman: That's not gonna work
Virgil: If I use enough force, this blunt spoon can pierce my skin. And it will hurt
Remus: Well in sexual sinarios Logic gets thrown out the window
Remus: *pick up Logan*
Logan: Remus My I ask what you think you're doing?
Remus: SEXUAL SINARIO *he then throws Logan at the window*
Logan: Say milkshake
Roman: milkshake
Logan: Now say milk
Roman: malk
Logan: ...Are you hearing this
Virgil: Yeah, the guys wants a glass of molk.
Logan: ...Molk?
Virgil: GIVE HIM THE MOLK!
Patton: Virgil, inside voices please
Virgil: Sorry dad
Patton: Violence is never the answer
Remus: *pops up behind Roman and punches him in the face* Violence is a question, and the is yes!
Patton: I love everything
Remus: *sets Roman on fire*
Roman: *Runs around trying to put it out*
Remus: Fire spreading all around my room
Patton: *doesn't notice what's going on behind him* MY WORLD SO BRIGHT
Roman: *still on fire* It's hard to breathe
Remus: BUT THATS ALRIGHT!
Logan: And what can you do my feminine fellow
Remus: I can suck your dick
Logan: Ha! NO!
Roman: I can't remember what I ate yesterday
Remus: I can't fucking remember when I at yesterday
Both: wait I don't eat
Both: Stop copying me
Both: Deciet is a hore
Both: *fuses*
Virgil: What the fuck is going on
The king: I understand everything now, Virgil.
The king: I am the bitch Butches start and end with me I am all that is bitch
Patton: Wow Remus, that looks nice. The blood looks so... Realistic.
Remus: Thank you Roman gave a helping hand *holds up a hand*
Roman: *Dead on the ground, with his hand cut off*
Virgil: *hums being of Mama*
Logan: ...
Virgil: *looks at Logan and starts yelling* IM WRITING THIS LETTER TO WISH YOU FAR WELL! MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
Patton: *Gasp* Virgil Language!
Logan: Stop looking at me while you sing that.
Virgil: MAMA WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Roman: are you a big spoon or a little spoon
Virgil: I'm a knife
Later:
Roman: *Runs while carrying Virgil*
Patton: What do you have there?
Roman: A KNIFE
Patton: NNNOOO!
Virgil: I want to be lit
Virgil: On fire
Patton: VIRGIL NOOOO!
Patton: how many pancakes are on the ceiling
Logan: *glances at the ceiling* None
Virgil: What are you talking about dad?
Remus: PURPLE CAUSE ALIENS DONT WEAR FUCKING HATS
Virgil: Remus Deciet is write there open your eyes.
Virgil: Hey thanks before not being an ass back there
Remus: *Pretends to be a dog and try to bite Virgil*
Virgil: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG DUDE
Deciet: He don't bite
Virgil: *Trys not get bit* Bitch we both know he fucking do
Ganondorf: exists
Me: YOU DONT SCARE ME! I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL! IN AMERICA!