Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Incoherent The Falcon and the Winter Soldier spoilers
No one:
Bucky and Sam: *old bickering couple*
Not a soul:
Zemo: sugardaddyᵗᵐ
Not even the supersoldiers:
John Walker: *the most hated mcu character in existence*
Incoherent WandaVision spoilers
No one:
Vision on gum: ✨ F L O U R I S H ✨
Not a soul:
Wanda: *domestic family fix-it fic*
Not even the commercial break people:
Agnes: I hate my husband <3