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Stereotypical New Yorker Peter Parker has my entire heart ESPECIALLY if Tony is clueless

The two are strolling the city for a day and Peter’s chatting happily away before suddenly SLAMMING INTO TONY to push him out of the road, flipping off a rouge taxi, full “I’M WALKIN’ HERE” and everything. Meanwhile, Tony’s just losing it like “WHEN TF DID YOU GET AN ACCENT??”

I wish Tumblr had a 'save post' option but this is second best.

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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

yes yes yes !

What's wrong, bub? You look a bit overwhelmed... Maybe some quiet time is in order, yea?

Don't worry about the rest of the world, hon. You can catch up on it later. Why don't we put you in some comfy baby clothes and you can curl up and relax. Whatever you need. We can put you down for a nap-or if you just wanna color or have some quiet playtime that's perfectly okay. Mama will be right here. In fact, why don't I bring you a bottle/sippy? Just for you, button.

Resources for Writers

If you’re coming to this list from a reblog, please click through to the original post as it may be updated with more content!

Please note I haven’t read everything on this list, so I can’t speak to all it contains/ accuracy, ya dig?

Writing a Blind or Visually Impaired Character by @mimzy-writing-online​

Resources For Writing Deaf, Mute, or Blind Characters by @thecaffeinebookwarrior​

Writing Sign Language F.A.Q by @concerningwolves​

Words for Skin Tone | How to Describe Skin Color by @writingwithcolor​

Words to Describe Hair by @writingwithcolor​

So You Want Your OC to be Jewish by @bailey-writes​

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Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers from @theinformationdump​

Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion by @thewriterswitch​

How to Write a Realistic Argument by @she-who-fights-and-writes​

How to write softness by @oriorwriter​

Writing villains / villains motivations by @the-modern-typewriter​

Personality traits/flaws by @rivalwrites​

Writing Consent - written for The Witcher fandom but the advice is actually general, by @hailhailsatan​

How to Write Characters in Realistic Polyamorous Relationships - by @simplyoriginalcharacters​

How to Write OCs With Trauma

Writing Enemies to Lovers by @pianowritesstuff​

How to write a kiss

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because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

Short DPXDC Prompts #225

There’s a deity in Krypton that looks frighteningly like Danny as Ghost King. Superman freezes when he sees the Phantom for the first time because it’s like he was directly taken out of the murals he’s seen of the Kryptonian god.

HAY

Can we have an ANYTHING spider-man related with elten johns song "I'm still standing"

i need this

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I NEED UNCLE FIZZ FANART RN

You're in luck cus Fizzy saw her TV performance and that she was upset about how people didn't like it, and he immediately went into uncle-hype-mode and they're gonna have a duet now

Telltale Heart valentine

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

lately I've been thinking a lot about spencer reid x bau! reader where she used to be a shield special agent and was kind of like peter parker and wanda maximoff rolled into one, but no one on the team knows it because she changed her name and all that and she’s like so badass

JoJo's nightly prayer was usually a comforting sound to Elmer. He may not be religious himself, but the soft murmur of his best friend's voice as he prayed lulled him to sleep most nights.

Not tonight, though. Tonight the sound distressed him.

Jack wasn't on the roof, even he had enough sense to sleep inside when it was cold. So Elmer slipped down from his bunk and crept over to the window, scuttling up the ladder. He wasn't allowed on the roof without one of the older boys, according to Jack, but right now Elmer didn't care what Jack did or didn't allow.

"Um... hullo, God. Or Jesus. Whichever of you are listening." He didn't kneel, or clasp his hands, but he did lift his head to stare up at the big white moon, faintly through the wispy clouds.

"I know JoJo's praying at the moment, and you should listen to him, but I hope one'a you can listen to me." He paused, trying to collect his thoughts.

"Romeo's dad came by again today. He scares me- not as much as he scares Romeo, 'course. Mush scared him off 'fore Kloppman even got to the door though. An' Sniper's dad came by yesterday. I dunno why Sniper keeps going home when he hurts him like that. That's what I wanted to ask you; why d'you let people hurt other people?"

A particularly sharp gust of wind bit at his bare arms. JoJo would probably say it was a Sign, that he was asking questions he shouldn't, but Elmer was tired of the questions building up inside him.

"Why- why did you let Mr. Wiesel an' the Delanceys and the police hurt us during the strike? Why did you let Mr. Pulitzer and Hearst raise their prices, when you must know how we live?" His voice was trembling now, increasing in volume unintentionally, "Why'd JoJo get sent on a ship here alone over a war that never even happened- n-not that I'm not happy he's here, but he doesn't know how to find his parents! Half my friends can't be with their family for one reason or 'nother, an' the other half are terrified of them! Why d'you let that happen? Why did you let my mama send me away? I don't know what I did wrong!"

Elmer was shouting now, his cheeks damp and vision blurred with tears. He didn't even realise. Someone was speaking to him, although he couldn't make out what they were saying. He felt warm, safe arms suddenly wrap around him, pulling him close against someone's chest and turning his face away from the moon.

The moon gave no answer to his questions, and neither did anyone else.

Does anyone remember Monkey Quest? Please I need this

I would read a book about Griffin, Anthony, Sterling Jones and Evie Brooke

I need an SPN normal au where Cas is just as unhinged as he is in canon. He's just a normal human, but he seems to randomly appear behind people whenever he feels like it. He has a normal job, but he threatens to throw Sam out of a window for drinking the last cup of coffee. He's in a normal, human relationship, but he gives Dean a real human heart for Valentine's Day and refuses to say where he got it from.

My roommate bought this cute notepad for the house and I'm currently helping her build good habits

Astarion is helping

this is the next level

mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now

(opens eyes) microapple playlist

Losing it at “Carmilla would wake up late, would never eat but would take a cup of chocolate.”

Where is THAT in the vampire lore. We’ve been robbed. “I do not drink…wine. Hot cocoa only.”

please duck please work…

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

A proof of concept for the flag i want in my dorm

I NEED THESE qvq

Yes, l made a print out this masterpiece of mine.

Feel free to check my ~redbubble store~

Thank you all, who appreciate my work <3

This is all I need

Tell me how it all happened. Tell me how you were too young to know better about what was happening. Tell me how you cried when "no" after "no" was ignored. Tell how small you felt. Tell me how empty it made you. Tell me how guilty you felt for even letting yourself be used like that. Tell me how much you cried as I touch you. Let me overwrite all of that trauma. Let me replace every gross hand that defiled you. Let me replace all those monsters that fill your nightmares. I'll be worse if I have to so that everything feels so new and horrible. I want to see your broken body crawl to me and hear you say "thank you" for helping you heal.

I need a 0th turn AU where 51% sneaks into the worldline using [Avatar] and finds his own grave. Please and thank you. And Joonghyuk is super confused on why the Demon King Of Salvation is acting like that because of a gravestone and so he searches the name and discovers... You know...

Random thought: guys I LOVE fluffy pajamas, like I want to cuddle with my S/O in those and snuggle under a blanket in winter while surrounded by cats. Am I asking too much?