Does Anyone Remember Monkey Quest? Please I Need This

Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car

This just in, activist geese are plaguing the nation with their trans-affirming honks. Witnesses having been honking their car horns back in solidarity.

Trans_irl

I NOW KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME DEPRESSION

BECAUSE IF I WERE ALLOWED TO EXIST WITHOUT IT WEIGHING ME DOWN, I'D HAVE THE ENERGY AND WILLPOWER TO DEFEAT GOD

I had some strong ass Vietnamese coffee today

Lol she hates me

I wanna microwave Steve from minecraft

Fun fact: when you've reached a certain point of sleep deprivation, your brain creates a weird natural high.

This is why everything is funnier at 2 am.

I am currently very sleep deprived.

Happy Turkey-Day!

If you know me, you can probably guess how I feel about this holiday.

It sucks all around. Even if we ignore the origins, the modern concept is an anxiety inducing stressfest of forced socialization and judgemental family members. Not to mention the politics. Never bring up the politics.

The food is the only upside, as it gives us an excuse to make a warm meal we wouldn't otherwise have.

But all in all, enjoy the day your way!

And don't forget to pay respects to the indigenous people who suffered for this shit, so advertising companies can pump out the ass with bullshit and you can share an oversized meal with your probably shitty family.

Have a good one, whether you choose to celebrate in anyway or not. 🧡

Uh chat, is this fr?

Kill yourself

Jokes on you, already tried.

Anyways, I love life now <3

I hate how true this is. Leave lil dude be!!

could’ve saved the aisles by giving him an ipad