I Hate Cockroaches - Blog Posts

Aegon II HC's

• he eats helaenas bugs if they make to much noise

H: Aegon I'm missing a cricket

A: oh? [fuck fuck fuck]

H: do you know where it went?

A: no...

H: you ate it(?)

A: yeah... :( it was to loud

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• Loves to play barbies with Jahaera

J: " mandy you cheating wench"

A: [utterly shook about the tea]

J: "Daniel I did mean to"

J: "so you triped and fell into someone else's bed!?"

(insert child smacking dolls together)

A: " oh my god" [more utter shock]

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• One time tried to give Sunfyer wine

A : Sunfyer [insert the noise that dentists make when telling you to open up]

S: [opens his mouth]

A: [splashes whole goblet of wine into Sunfyer's mouth] stay clam

S: [doesn't stay calm]

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• he has A box embroidered bug patterns that helaena made for him

A : is it a spider since I am as cunning as one

H : ... No

A : Then what is it?

H : A cockroach

A: ...

A : its because I have a big cock isn't it(he said it like a cocky bitch)

H : no

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• Got so drunk oh his and helaena's wedding night and tried to eat the comforter in there room

H: (studying a caterpillar and off in her own world)

A: nom (starts munching on the comforter)

H: (looks at Aegon before deciding she doesn't give 2 fucks)

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• has attempted to steal Aemond's sapphire eye more than once

Aemond: what are you doing (sick of his shit)

A: FUCK (dips out and hides in the nursery for the rest of the day)