Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
normally i hate when characters are turned into housewives but i think ocelot would have been so happy to just be big boss’ housewife, as long as he could kill and torture a couple times a month for enrichment. ocelot only did All That because he couldn’t cook horrible gelatin creations for big boss in their 3 bed 2.5 bath 1 dungeon suburban connecticut home while wearing nothing but a frilly apron.