Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity - Blog Posts

Honestly the plot of age of calamity out of context sounds like a fan fiction that went off the rails but was so well written people accepted it as canon.

Nintendo writers what did you smoke

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Plot twist: both are right

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

fucking crying why is terrako called Gerald the egg???