Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Imma start posting my shitty PJO Clarisse La Rue x OC fanficiton here
If you’re interested but don’t want to read it here on Tumblr, it’s also posted on Wattpad, Quotev, and AO3
the the crushing weight of our own looming mortality is what both drives us to live and makes us want to give up and natural selection means that people with genetic illness shouldn't have children and if the government did fake the moon landing then what was the point of the space race other then to gain meaning in this meaningless life that we can only attain through cheating and not gaining anything at all and yet the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but we've never needed that information and it's been burned into out heads over and over for years so Michel Obama is rumored to be a man meaning that society's faith in the one true god, shaggy, is no longer strong enough to hold the fabric of this reality together thus we collide with others and that's why the Mandela Effect is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay but a study showed that wasn't true but the study was made by the people turning the frogs gay so it didn't count... In conclusion: black beans are full of protein so they're good to eat during an existential crisis
I am the supporting side character of the anime protagonist, but I also secretly wrote and rehearsed the friendship speech and the only reason I keep cheering so loud is so that the protagonist will say the damn lines that I rehearsed with them 17 times yesterday.