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Traveler: I am so tired of accidentally committing crimes. It’s time for a change! Next country, clear name, I won’t do anything illegal!
Zhongli: Yes... about that...
Zhongli: you’re going to have to break into the country itself.
Traveler:
Zhongli:
Traveler:
Zhongli: And also, the archon is extremely paranoid.
Feat Aether, but he’s the number one chilumine shipper.
Feat Lumine, finding Aether and hoping he’ll go all protective big bro to finally get her to snap out of her weird tsundere love face and kick Childe’s ass properly only to find out he more than approves.
Aether: He’s rich, He’s hot, He’s thoughtful- what more could you want???
Lumine: HE’S PART OF THE FATUI
Aether: Tsk, minor detail
Lumine: HE’S (probably) COMMITED CRIMES
Aether: I mean, who doesn’t like crime?
Lumine: HE LITERALLY TRIES TO FIGHT ME EVERY WEEK
Aether: Is there anything more romantic than the heat of battle?
Lumine: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM UP FOR ME
Aether: Why? You can do that yourself.
Lumine:
Aether: lisTEN, EITHER YOU WOMAN UP AND ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM OR I MARRY HIM BECAUSE GOD DAMN-
Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.
Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.