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My FNAF ships pt. 1

Ok. Before you guys correct me that these are kids, this is an AU I made

All of them are in their adulthood age so don't say they are kids in animatronic suits

(Also side note: I really don't like the theory that Mangle is a dog, so I changed her into an adult woman who has a dark past. In this specific AU anyway.)

New Year's Eve, approximately at 11:58 P.M.

Funtime Foxy: (while drinking the tenth glass of martini on the table; drunken voice) And Baby said (hic) "We're supposed to party like sophisticated beings"! Well, guess (hic) what? I'm partyin' THIS HARD! (laughs hard like she's crazy)

Funtime Freddy: I know, right?! We're being complete party animals tonight! (laughs while hiccuping) You're actually a lot of fun when you're letting loose!

Funtime Foxy: Hey, who the (hic) hell said I didn't like having fun?! I like having fun when I say I like having fun!

...

(both Funtime Freddy and Foxy burst into laughter, wrapping their arms around each other's backs.)

Funtime Freddy: Y'know, I've never stopped to realize this but... you're actually very pretty~

Funtime Foxy: I (hic) know, thank you. Y'know, I've always wanted to say this but you actually look quite (hic hic) handsome for a 4'5 ft tall ventriloquist. Almost stunning even... (Funtime Foxy gives F. Freddy a dopey, drunken and lovely smile, her mouth drunkenly crooked)

Funtime Freddy: Ah, that's what all the (hic) kids say about me...

(F. Foxy wraps her arms around F. Freddy's neck while F. Freddy pulls F. Foxy close by wrapping his arms around her waist.)

Funtime Foxy: So... Wanna kiss before the new year dawns upon us?

Funtime Freddy: You know I do...

(The two begin making out, their fur ruffled and their clothes heavily wrinkled and stained with several liquids.)