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Maknae Line Skzoo Headcanons

(Satire, kind of)

Jiniret:

-You originally bought him to the idea of using his poop as a fertilizer for your plants but when you searched it up it actually wasn’t a good idea.

-Give him iced americano and he’ll cry (out of joy of course, he thanks you for buying it)

-👏CHOREOGRAPHY👏PRACTICES👏ARE👏ALWAYS👏THE👏BEST

-His favorite food is Raw Chicken Liver

Han Quokka:

-He gives the best hugs and no one can change my mind.

-After a tiring day, you always go to Han Quokka and he immediately makes you feel better with cuddles.

-Eats your hair

-Gives you some of his food even though he knows you can’t eat it

BbokAri:

(it’s pretty hard for me to pronounce his name lmao)

-You’re always his partner at baking

-And as a reward for helping him, you’re the first one to taste his sweets!

-You can’t eat chicken or any byproducts of a chicken anymore.

-Gives you head pats for working hard.

PuppyM;

-Some days he’s playful and some days he’s serious

-HE LOVES TO PLAY FETCH AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

-He steals your phone to record chaotic scenarios 

-I think he’d be the type to give you head pats too

-Loves to chew your shoes and clothes 

FoxI Ny:

-YOU are the one who has to give him head pats. I don’t make the rules.

-Too shy to admit it but he likes to hug you.

-He offers to be your bodyguard, I mean who are you to decline though-

-His favorite food is berries

-He doesn’t mind when you poke his dimples.

I can’t believe I thought that I was too lazy to do another part of skzoo headcanons but I literally just wrote this whole thing earlier.